** Least stupid major conspiracy theory ?
Tell me about compression socks for edema**
Wear those things too long and the backpressure will force cerebrospinal fluid to gush out of your ears and you’ll die. It’s part of the plan by Big Pharma and Bill Gates to depopulate the earth. :eek:
**Is it true that marijuana is stronger today than in the past?
How in the HELL do you put a lein on the wrong person’s house!?**
The quality of weed today is, like, awesome, man! Just awesome!
** The Future is Always “Worse”
eBay, once wonderful, now, not so much**
In fact you could say it’s “worse”
Back to back in my subscribed threads:
**If you could design a perfect video game
Borderlands 3 reveal presentation on now**
I’m not sayin, I’m just sayin…
Beckdawrek and the Siamese and a bad, bad, bad adventure!
I replicated my cat
**Why does the Night King wear boots and a jacket?
What’s a mid-40’s guy to wear in the evening for a summer ?
Lose the boots and jacket. Too Night King.
** …In which Beowulff prepares to fight his perpetual enemy
The Emperor of Japan has abdicated**
I’m not familiar with that part of the story. It must’ve been damaged in the Cotton Library fire, or something.
Too bad, I’d pay to see Beowulff vs. The Emperor of Japan
** Speculate as to why my laptop’s dead?
Speculate on what happened to my truck
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Maybe the truck ran over the laptop, and the tire got punctured by the jagged edges?
Just speculating.
Salt
Vodka slushie
Russians invented the margarita!
Question about cricket ball velocity. (Physics question)
Speculate as to why my laptop’s dead?
From a physics standpoint, the velocity of a cricket ball – and hence its kinetic energy – can be quite high. Leave your laptop at home.
Is John Mace dead?
Critter Cam out back.
Wait…nope, no sightings. And I put out a fresh bowl of kibble for him, too. 
Happy Star Wars Day!
The Emperor of Japan has abdicated
So, there is no need to take your weapon and strike him down with all your hatred.
Please don’t wish every woman you see tomorrow a happy Mother’s Day
Customer service? I don’t do customer service!
If they don’t put cash in the tip jar I generally tell 'em “Have a shitty day” or “Rot in hell”. 
What was the worst joke you ever heard in your life?
Has anyone here ever made a living day trading
**How long do neurotransmitters take to go through their cycle?
How to slow grass growth
**
Screw around with their neurotransmitters!
**If you use something for free do you/should you get to criticize/complain about its faults?
Why is prostitution illegal?
**
Forget about illegal, this is why prostitution isn’t free!
** How to slow grass growth
Is there really a difference in marijuana varieties?
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The odds of a smoker dying from smoking
Rockets from Gaza
It’s the blast that kills him. The smoking comes after.
** Thanos maybe had a good idea but…
Dentists? Dental Hygenists? Need your input**
** Atheists , how could God prove to you he exists?
Objectively, how good is the U.S. economy right now?**
It’s good, but not that good. Get unemployment down to zero and then we’ll see. :dubious: