It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

Thanos maybe had a good idea but…
eBay, once wonderful, now, not so much

Yeah, the feedback system has gone too far with this business of “get a bad rating, crumble into dust”.

** Songs about food or cooking
Why buy red grapes with seeds?**

When the seedless meet all your needs
And you can open them with ease.
Don’t need all those stupid seeds.

** Am I the only one who dislikes more pizza toppings than likes?

seaweed salad.
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** Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)
Funeral attendance**

For dead threads? I don’t think so.

** Is This Sexist? A question about writing
Dentists? Dental Hygenists? Need your input**

“A toothsome wench, she had the most erogenous molars I’ve ever seen, and her bicuspids were to die for.” Um, maybe dial it back a bit. :dubious:

“Hey! My eyeteeth are up here!”

** What will the Republican Party be like post-Trump?
Is touching co-workers OK?**

It is if you’re rich and famous, then they’ll just let you!

** are neurotransmitters present in circulating blood
Do bugs have emotions?**

Smoke enough meth, and the mosquitoes that bite you are gonna act pretty darn crazy.

**How Were Things Wrapped In the “Olden Days”?

Can we please bring back traditional white nurses uniforms???
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** What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?
Are Canadians generally nicer than Americans?**

Canadians do tend to stay tender and flavorful longer under freezer conditions.

My wife got tickets to “Hamilton”
What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?

I would like to borrow your freezer

Are Canadians generally nicer than Americans?
Mass Killings in the United States 2019

I’d say the evidence is pointing to ‘Yes.’

** What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?
Scammy sounding e-mail, but is it?**

If you open your freezer and there’s an e-mail from “Megan” promising Giant Erections, it’s probably a scam.

** Is touching co-workers OK?
Why has the military sexual assault rate jumped nearly 40%?**

Because some higher upper man ruled touching co-workers is always OK.

How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Racism in the UK rears its ugly head again

Thanks, Trump!

** Is the Met Gala kinda gross?
What do couples that can’t afford daycare end up doing**

Bill and Melinda Gates lost a bundle on zinc futures, so they’ll have to stay at home eating Kraft macaroni and cheese out of a tub. :frowning:

** Songs about singing songs
Songs with female names in the title
“Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!”**

MR. Kite? It needs a rewrite

** What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?

Is Minnesota really that cold?

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**Plumbing problem
Slang Words for Penis in Other Languages **

The wife, discussing the issue confidentially with her girlfriend the next day, expresses her frustrations in Latin: lumbinpay roblempay

Made up band names A-Z
Scandalous Jujube flavors