**What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?
Found Money**
Asked and answered.
** Scandalous Jujube flavors
One of the downsides to living in the desert**
Hey, Scorpion and Horse With No Name are two of my favorite flavors!
** Brits, what do you wear when dressing casually?
Tempurpedic mattresses?**
They’re good protection against sharp elbows when you’re riding on the Tube.
Can we please bring back traditional white nurses uniforms???
Nurse, I did not give you permission to be rude to me.
Maybe if you stop telling them how to dress, they wouldn’t call you a meddlesome irritating dickhead.
From the Forums page:
Can I grow poppies?
May Flowers in the MMP
How has the Trump administration negatively affected you?
Any suggestions for getting an old dog to eat?
This old dog totally lost the will to live after the election.
The smallest town you have seen a hooker in?
Opinions re: workplace privacy - reason for absence
Sometimes it’s better not to know.
Help! Put green coolant into motor that has orange coolant
Oil Spill in Garage - Now What?
You know, honey, maybe it wasn’t the best idea to get your brother to come work on our car. 
Please don’t wish every woman you see tomorrow a happy Mother’s Day
Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad Mother.
** Nursing homes: as sleazy as ever?
Medical Marijuana discussion thread**
Sleezy? Who cares? They give us this stuff and let us smoke it inside.
Who do you think will be the next big celebrity to die?
Tim Conway Dead at 85
Sorry. Doris Day beat him to death.
Zōri vs. flip-flops
Buddhism feels like a chain for me
If you converted to Catholicism, you could wear black cordovan loafers. 
Nursing homes: as sleazy as ever?
Nurse, I did not give you permission to be rude to me.
Asked and answered, I guess.
** Dinosaur tail discovered trapped in amber
What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?**
"Honey, how old is this dinosaur tail in the freezer? It’s hard as a rock!
What’s the Big Deal About Shakespeare?
Does the term “full English” get used outside UK?
The big deal about Shakespeare is that he was full English.
** Have you had your Tiliacora triandra infusion today?
Now they are trying to poison me!
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies**
We lose more posters from Tillacora triandra infusion poison than anything else. They are the last poster, and then they die.
Writing to prison inmates as pen pals - what to be mindful of?
Unsolved mysteries and murders
If the inmate writes about a murder, tell the police.
**Someone is watching me… Google
Now they are trying to poison me!
So I woke up with my shirt on backwards and inside-out this morning…
**
I miss the uniqueness of the 19XX decades
Not just for 20 minutes in 1960.
The twentieth century was a great time to be alive, but man, I will NEVER forget those 20 minutes in 1960!
Why do my farts smell like the place I work?
Question about people wearing surgical masks
I imagine they’re just trying to get through the day. Only management gets actual gas masks.
Predict the next war(s)
“Toxic masculinity” and “toxic femininity.” Real things or sexist mumbo-jumbo.
The next war is going to be men vs. women, and it’s going to involve a lot of toxins.