** Now they are trying to poison me!
What is the strangest thing you ever found in your freezer?**
Relax, it’s just a really old meatloaf…or maybe that piece of chocolate cake from the Y2K party…:dubious::eek:
I’ve started a YouTube channel focused on cybersecurity.
Descending into the Marianas Trench
It would suck if someone hacked your submersible’s grabber claw just before your got to the bottom.
Descending into the Marianas Trench
Someone is watching me… Google
They’re frickin’ everywhere! :eek:
** Everest: Just Don’t Do It
Descending into the Marianas Trench
**
Highest point. lowest point – make up your mind.
** Who do you think will be the next big celebrity to die?
Woodstock 50 may not happen**
Woodstock was big, but not a celbrity
**Guys: Smoking/Masturbation
It Came From The Crypt
**
…while smoking!
Are name brand items better than cheaper options? (Dollar Tree vs. Name Brand Stores)
Now they are trying to poison me!
With knock-off cheap items
The Emperor of Japan has abdicated
Welcome to Canadoper Pub, 2019!
Have a seat Emperor, take your slippers off, we’re all nice people here. Sorry, no sake, but we got plenty of Molson on tap.
**When you think of a thong you think of…?
License plate covers
**
Me, too.
Question for parents: making babies
Banned from Twitter—for life?
There are some activities that just aren’t suitable for live streaming on Twitter.Try Facebook instead.
"Green Bags" Anyone used something like this?
What the heck is going on with our school lunch program?
STFU and eat your endive and broccoli, kid.
Where do all these porn actors come from?
Tool guys, help finding tool
Based on their films, they don’t seem to need any help finding it.
Georgia governor signs strictest abortion bill in nation
Why did we free the slaves?
Things are getting a bit out of hand in Georgia.
** Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad hunter!
Bad bad VOW has been around Beckdawrek too much!
**
Stop hanging around VOW, then!
“When buying in quantity”
“Let’s talk Viagra!”
Let’s talk about going to the drive-in movie theater
How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?
Um… What are you planning? :dubious:
Separated by one:
** What is the minimum alcohol by volume % necessary to kill pathogens in liquids
There was…something…in my beer.
**
Three point two ain’t gonna kill “something”.
**The percentage of parents who truly love their kids
“I didn’t mean to!”
Court case where I am the “victim” **
It’s not my fault, Your Honour! They trapped me into ‘loving’ them!
**Would you agree that most people these days feel rushed & are impatient?
Let’s talk Viagra!
**
“Impatient,” not “Impotent!”
Why plastic bag bans aren’t as great as everyone thinks
Let’s talk Viagra!
Viagra: even better with a plastic bag over your head!
Nice one!