** Velocity’s bad, bad, bad dryer machine situation
Stuck in a chair
**
That does sound Bad.
Is it one of those salon hair dryers?
** Velocity’s bad, bad, bad dryer machine situation
Stuck in a chair
**
That does sound Bad.
Is it one of those salon hair dryers?
Stuck in a chair
Let’s talk Viagra!
It’s gonna take more than that.
What would make Trumps base supporters turn on him?
Comfortable reading position
I’m not turning on you, I just need a more comfortable reading position!
** Question for parents: making babies
Polyamorous people**
It only takes two amorous people to make a baby
** What is the minimum alcohol by volume % necessary to kill pathogens in liquids
There was…something…in my beer.**
I hope the alcohol killed it.
Already posted as #639
More cuteness than the human mind can handle?
When buying in quantity
So stop buying your cute things in quantity!
Help me name a game store! Bring it on!
Polyamorous people
It would bring in people, at least.
Where do all these porn actors come from?
New tile job in bathroom cracking
Hi ma’am, I’ve come to fill in your crack in the bathroom.
What would make Trumps base supporters turn on him?
Polyamorous people
They do have some standards, you know.
Polyamorous people
Buddhism feels like a chain for me
That’s nothing, wait’ll Orthodox Judaism gets wind of it. 
Much Ado About Monty Python
Off to see John Cleese in half an hour.
Albatross!
Where do all these porn actors come from?
Opening small home based business in California - need help
Filming porn?:dubious:
** Home Maintainence Question
New tile job in bathroom cracking
**
What would be the best country for a fed-up American to move to?
"I didn’t mean to!"
Well, I hear springtime is lovely in Ulan Bator.
Polyamorous people
Poll: Do You Have A “Spot” in Your Living Room?
“Alice! Bob! So glad you two could come by! So, this is our ‘Special Couch’, if you know what I mean! Wink wink nudge nudge!”
** Attending any weddings this summer?
Everest: Just Don’t Do It**
Way to stop the Everest wedding.
Is it an universal that the smell of other adult people‘s sh*t is more nauseating than one‘s own?
NYC to Montreal on Amtrak
I wouldn’t know, I never sit in the Shit Car.
** What the heck is going on with our school lunch program?
Don’t do nice things for people because it will cause resentment in others?
**
How about if the School Lunch is terrible?
What is the relationship between you and the most distant LIVING relative you know of?
Britsh royalty vs. the Kardashians
Jeez, I hope it’s real distant. :eek: