Anyone have any novel theories on why my utility bills are so high?
Does the statement “the door was closed over” mean anything to you?
Yeah, fully close your door, geesh!
** Hit Songs in Bad Taste
Ways to eat Cool Whip**
The first modern topping with that good old fashioned taste.
** Hit Songs in Bad Taste
Salad cream?**
Tossed salad anyone?
** I survived my soup!
RIP Murray Gell-Mann**
Should’ve laid off the crackers, Murray. 
**Hit Songs in Bad Taste
Songs about food or cooking
**
** how or when did goats become evil?
The Strange Case of Klaus von Bulow**
There was the unfortunate business with Sunny. But when Klaus ate his way through my vegetable patch, that was the last straw. :mad:
** Where do all these porn actors come from?
How are these simple animated videos made?**
Please! I want to remember Marge Simpson as a nice, wholesome girl.
** I Believe My [Adult] Cat Recognizes His Mother And Hangs Out With Her
Anyone have experience with gabapentin for cat aggression? **
“I thought I kicked you out years ago!”
swat
** Poll: Hypothetical: The parasitic twin
Poll: Hypothetical: The conjoined twins.**
If we’re talking about tag-team wrestling, my money’s on the conjoined twins.
Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous
So… did Texas really just do away with plumbing codes?
Yep. Storylines where the plumber expounds on the materials required by the plumbing code were thought to be a little ridiculous.
** Is it Possible To Disguise Yourself From A Person Who Knows You Well?
Shaving your legs with an electric shaver**
Bob, I never realized it was you! Your legs - so hairless and smooth!!!
** Propane powered cannon mouse trap.
Today’s “Wild Kingdom” encounter.**
Safaris aren’t what they used to be.
Anyone go inside and order at McDonald’s recently?
Hit Songs in Bad Taste
But lately I have been spotted with a Big Mac on my breath…
**Cost of building a new nuclear power plant vs expanding existing plants
Could a nuclear power plant be used as a dirty bomb?
**
Didn’t know we had a Bond villain on the board.
** What is this dead animal? Warning: Graphic image.
Emotional support animal question**
No, you may NOT take that stinky dead opossum on the plane, even if it “relaxes” you.
Apple shutting down iTunes (?)!! Shoot me now!!
Apple varieties
You can cross “iTunes” off the list (but no shooting, please)
** Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous
Nursing homes: as sleazy as ever?
**
The nursing home sleazy porn versions are becoming ridiculous. “Debbie Does Dallas Dementia Dudes”?
** Do Animals Have a Sense of Humor?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**
When raccoons start pointing and laughing, it may be time to rethink the ol’ mission statement.
Help settle a disagreement… how do you eat?
that Stranger On A Train
Whuh? Need a wine pairing for your beans?
Apple shutting down iTunes (?)!! Shoot me now!!
Songs where narrator dies
Don’t you mean lack of songs where narrator dies?