Comfort Food Party - What Would You Bring?
Fried chicken, YET AGAIN
Tell us how you really feel.
• Want to help me play a prank on someone?
• Poll: I did a nice gesture…we’ll see if it’s appreciated or not
• Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?
• Looking for cellphone recommendations
• Use cell crossing the street? You should die!
• Natural home remedies for a man to grow his breasts
• “You are my baby and I love you. Nothing you are or that you can do will ever change that.” True?
A few questions about Chernobyl’s Elephants Foot and criticality.
Fever sensation after drinking milk?
Don’t drink the Ukrainian milk.
**Do you totally suck at anything?
Getting paid for sex**
Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else
Looking for cellphone recommendations
Ah, yes, sir will be wanting a “burner phone” then.
**Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?
Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else
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Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?
What’s a good gentle-noise alarm clock?
Might I suggest a complete philharmonic orchestra to play “Morning Mood” from Edvard Grieg’s Peer Gynt each day?
**What is the Least Serious Crime You would Turn in a Friend or Relative for?
Getting paid for sex
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Has anyone seen Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth?
Attack squirrel on meth
What the false teeth were doing on meth, I have no idea.
Attack squirrel on meth
Sold our house in Four Days
**What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..
Attack squirrel on meth
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** Is there an online community for help with electronic devices?
Horns are growing on young people’s skulls?**
It’s a feature, not a bug. Once 5G hits the cellphone market, young people can look forward to growing tails as well.
** Do you know any happy families?
Thought experiment: What if you had a billion dollars?
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In that case, my family would be damned near ecstatic.
**4.95 For The Sunday Paper
What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..
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Evidently not the Sunday paper.
** How to order food
Fried chicken, YET AGAIN**
Well, maybe you ought to stop going to KFC and Popeyes, and hit McDonalds and Burger King
What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..
Sold our house in Four Days
Is it one of those historic homes, that the buyer needs to move off the property, at some $6-figure cost?
Major Footwear Score!
Prankster Doesn’t See What Was Wrong with His Prank
But a hot foot is funny!
** Drinking French Water.
Traveling on all lines of the Paris Métro**
Tu as besoin d’uriner, n’est-ce pas?
Switching the Race of Characters
Ideas for Disney movies.
Snow White and the 5 Guys 1 Stud and a Dwarf - wtf?
** Inexplicable decline in musical ability in young adults
loose skin**
And now they’re growing horns on their heads!
C’mon millennials, put down those cellphones!!!