**Getting paid for sex
Poll: I did a nice gesture…we’ll see if it’s appreciated or not
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We’re getting a lot of mileage out of that “Getting paid for sex” thread title.
** Massive power outage in Uruguay, Paraguay, and Argentina
Is John Mace dead?**
We told him not to plug in that old toaster. 
**How do you count the books you’ve read?
Is there any interest in a cookbook or two?
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** Visiting Washington, DC. Anything I need to book in advance?
Getting paid for sex **
Line up your appointments early - they’re desperate for hot tourist sex in D.C. :dubious:
What’s in YOUR Bloody Mary?
Canadians drink…toes??
They’re often bloody as well.
Etiquette question - working with a RE agent
Getting paid for sex
I guess that would be a sex percent commission
Has any creature successfully eradicated humans from its habitat
Border collies: explain these whistle signals?
They’re scouts reporting back their findings.
** The Fuel Mileage thread, what’s your MPG?
What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP?**
Teleportation is pretty efficient.
**Getting paid for sex
Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else
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I sense a story!
What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP?
Assault With A Loaded Iguana
** Blackpool Pleasure Beach
Escaped prisoner with lots of cash but nothing else**
Get plenty of fish and chips. Better buy a pair of swim trunks too.
** Is John Mace dead?
My Medical Theory…**
Shh, he’s just resting.
New Attacks on Oil Tankers
Assault With A Loaded Iguana
What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..
Assault With A Loaded Iguana
Note: I’m laughing too hard to come up with a caption, but that one doesn’t need it anyways.
What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP?
Attack squirrel on meth
** What’s better than teleportation in an overbooked MMP?
Has anyone seen Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth?**
I’d rather be teleported to New Jersey than have to look at Lenny’s false teeth.
What was Trump actually implying he did when he said he “grabb[ed] em by the pussy”
‘Jimbee’.
Off to add ‘Jimbee’ to Urban Dictionary.
Prankster Doesn’t See What Was Wrong with His Prank
Assault With A Loaded Iguana
That is NOT a funny prank
Do you know any happy families?
Getting paid for sex
… The Aristocrats!
Has anyone seen Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth?
Sold our house in Four Days
Those times when you are living in a Cartoon
Lenny Dykstra’s false teeth sold my house, is that cartoonish or what?