** Dear Mister Tactless
What is so great about a Mercedes?
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**WHy do old people…
De-extinctify a species
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Because they’re nostalgic for the woolly mammoths of their youth.
** What is causing me to nearly burn my house down every time i heat Almond Oil?
Guardians of the Glades
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Glade would prefer that you use their aerosol to de-stink your house rather than volatizing almond oil.
**recommendation letters to join a sorority?
Dear Mister Tactless
The Metric system is the tool of the devil!
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I don’t think that letter is going to help you get into Kappa Alpha Theta.
Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day?
I’m doing X to raise money for (or awareness of) Y
I’m not even a dad, but I’m also doing X on Father’s Day.
**recommendation letters to join a sorority?
Dear Mister Tactless
The 14th annual SDMB Shot Glass Exchange is HERE!
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Alright – this one might be a little more successful.
** How to order food
Poll: Is this a weird sandwich?
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Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day?
New Attacks on Oil Tankers
Don’t even think about buying me a used attack on an oil tanker!
**Prankster Doesn’t See What Was Wrong with His Prank
New Attacks on Oil Tankers **
Aw, c’mon, it’s just a few limpet mines! Can’t anybody take a joke anymore?
Are climate-change activists not extreme enough?
Is it good or bad to have a monarchy?
“The Climate Emperor has decreed that anyone driving a gas-guzzler after July 1 will be beheaded.” Yeah, that might work.
Horns for the Grill of my Car
Has any creature successfully eradicated humans from its habitat
With big enough horns and a fast car, you can probably eradicate humans from your cul-de-sac.
The ERA being interpreted as an amendment to make women equal to men…but…
Getting paid for sex
Now everybody needs to pay for sex.
What is an upper middle class lifestyle
Getting paid for sex
** ID this motorcycle
What kind of motorcycle is this? (Jeff Goldblum in Nashville)
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**First week of July in Fort Lauderdale. After burning at the beach then what?
Buddhism and Loneliness **
Hey dads, what do you want for Father’s Day?
Getting paid for sex
** What can you buy for $1.00 (including tax) today?..
The mosquito bite of DOOM**
Hell, I never pay more than fifty cents for a gallon of DOOM mosquitoes on Amazon. And there’s free shipping!
Visiting Washington, DC. Anything I need to book in advance?
Getting paid for sex
** Theories, processes, solutions, etc. named for 2 people
Getting paid for sex**
Yes, sex (usually) involves two people.
** What kind of bird eggs are these? Pics inside.
Living Alcatraz inmates
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Descendants of the Birdman’s pets.