** How effective are drug-sniffing dogs, and how are they certified?
Neptunium doesn’t have an explosive personality?**
No, Neptunium is actually the nicest German shepherd you’ll ever meet. He will take a big steaming dump on your drug stash, though.
** Former Red Sox slugger David Ortiz shot in back and hospitalized
Why I don’t watch sports**
The penalty for stealing bases has gotten lots more severe. 
Gobekli Tepe: What do we really know?
US weapons in WWII
Hypothetical trouble with the Secret Service . . .
It’s not hypothetical any more, bub, we’re on to you!
Hypothetical trouble with the Secret Service . . .
Law - What is this “list” I keep hearing about?
**There was a 4.0 earthquake near here yesterday.
The Metric system is the tool of the devil!
**
** Do you totally suck at anything?
Do you excel at anything?**
I’ve been moderately successful at avoiding these threads.
Yanking on power sockets too hard
Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous
Sure, you’re yanking your “power socket”…
** Sucidicial thought
Suggestions for trip to Italy.**
Ever considered diving into Mt. Etna? Or you could drive in Rome. :eek:
Last week of (public) school
Why do I get these bumps on my skin?
I imagine it’s anticipation of … summer vacation!!
WHy do old people…
Help me get back into computer programming
Because they’re not hip enough to get you back into app programming!
** Switching the Race of Characters
Black mirror -why?**
It should always be white mirror amirite?
How Can You Gain 278 lb. in 6 Weeks?!
Was this chicken toxic?
Wow, I’d sue the pants off the Colonel. :mad:
The ERA being interpreted as an amendment to make women equal to men…but…
Let’s play doctor. (Couple dies from mystery illness in Fiji.)
** My cat doesn’t want to eat.
Ants in the cat food what do I do?**
Get some fresh cat food and see if your cat eats it.
** When Was the Last Time You Picked Up a Hitchhiker?
New Attacks on Oil Tankers
**
Oil Tankers should Just Say No to Hitchhikers!
** Most Virtuosic yet Manipulative Literary Trick Pulled by an Author
Switching the Race of Characters**
Yeah, the murderer is supposed to be an old white guy, but in the end it’s revealed he’s really a young black dude.
Gobekli Tepe: What do we really know?
What does the word epicenter mean?
I don’t know anything about Gobekli Tepe but I know what “epicenter” means.
The Outsiders: Did Gangs Ever Really Do This?
Salt on Melons (esp. Water Melon)
When you’re a Jet you’re a tough big time felon
From your first knife fight dance to your last salted melon.
** How Can You Gain 278 lb. in 6 Weeks?!
How many cats of a certain age?**
You’ll need to eat at least 175 adult cats or 400 kittens, and make sure they’re deep-fried.
What kinds of things do you keep in your attic?
Buddhism and Loneliness
They’re right next to the clowns.