** Goofy criminals, part 12
Man Caught Walking Into New York Cathedral With Full Gas Cans, Lighters**
Goofy, but fortunately he was caught before setting a fire.
I’d like to show some appreciation to our moderator Bone.
What would happen if I killed my boss?
Hmmmm…
**Best cleaner for interior side of a windshield?
Baby falling through window
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Don’t clean it too well…
** Kind of a stupid question about ambulances
Why were so many expeditions initiated for spices ?**
“Sorry ma’am, your emergency will have to wait. All the ambulance crews are out picking up basil, garlic and oregano for the department’s spaghetti cook-off.”
Not close to each other but I thought this imagery was hilarious:
Poll: How do you like your umbrellas?
Does not being attached really make for a better life?
I tend to prefer my umbrellas to not be attached.
James Hong… THE Actor
The Dead Don’t Die
I know I read he died, I swear!
After five years, it’s finally here.
Retail Stupidity
Baby falling through window
Does not being attached really make for a better life?
Hey! I’ve been working retail for 5 years!
** Share your favorite hilarious rock’n’roll anecdote
Music to rock the Apocalypse by**
Yes. The Apocalypse is so hilarious, especially when set to rock music.
** A date rape case even doubters will believe?
Is stating “Women can change their behavior to lessen their chance of sexual assault” misogynistic?**
It must have been the woman’s fault. For whatever reason
Are new family names created often?
Iran/Persia, Thailand/Siam
They’re new names, but not created that often.
** How should I display my souvenir hurricane glasses?
And how do YOU plan to celebrate Nathan Bedford Forrest Day?**
I was gonna use my Hummel figurines to stage a reenactment of the Battle of Chattanooga, but I’m open to other suggestions.
Help me plan my vacation in Greece
Do you have a business card?
**films that should have no sequel… ever!!!
The Thing, It, She, and Them
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A surprising amount of modern technology is almost totally useless
Keep your Buggy off the Road
** After five years, it’s finally here.
A (dreaded) vaction in the MMP**
I dreaded it, but my spouse insisted we take at least one vaction every five years. I hate them even more than I hate vacations!
Do You Pay for Your News?
Robot Queen
An obscure prog rock song title.
new kitten adjustment period?
Do you have a business card?
Greetings sir kitteh. Might I break the ice by offering my business card?
Amazon Issues
After five years, it’s finally here.
** Music to rock the Apocalypse by
The Sounds Of Superheroes
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**Hundreds of thousands of people plan to rush Area 51 so they can see aliens
George Takei: not dead
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He lives in California— he only works in outer space.