**Amazon Issues
After five years, it’s finally here.**
** How many degrees of separation between THIS show and THAT show?
Penn & Teller Fool Us - New Season
Jack Reacher series being developed by Amazon**
I don’t like _______
Robot umpires!
They don’t think you’re so hot, either.
** I don’t love Janis Joplin
Songs that make you want to stick pencils in your ears**
Anything and everything by Janis Joplin
** She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.
Amazon Issues
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…but she lived on Themiscyra, so we didn’t get to date very often.
**Poll: John Oliver looks like a British Steve Carell with glasses
Which performer’s physical appearance didn’t match your mental image the most?
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** Prime Day 2019 - what’d ya get?
Amazon Issues
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I’ll bet!
** Wonderfully funny business names
Retail Stupidity**
We’re going to expand to six states, if we can figure out what it is we’re selling and how much to charge for it.
**After five years, it’s finally here.
1940’s style toaster technology
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Yay!
There’s Goo in the house! (New feline addition)
Goodbye Odie.
Beckdawrek flips the script (I have good, good, good, Cats)
Shout out to Beckdawrek, are you okay?
Sounds like Jim Davis killed off Odie and added a new character, Beckdawrek
What “Conservative Values” aren’t based on bigotry?
Under no circumstances should someone be given a felony for drugs.
Why Is Private Possession of Drugs Illegal?
Conservative bigotry against drugs
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**There’s Goo in the house! (New feline addition)
Need a punchline quick
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** What Will Amazon do with my Old Kindle?
Travel to Mars - compared to moon**
It now has enough computing power compared to the Apollo.
** Should I buy a dash cam?
Do you use a dash cam? What do I need to know before buying one?
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“What sort of company should I create?”
“It Came From the Crypt…”
Ah, the booming re-animator industry!
** Remember Mary Jo
That’s it! I’m buying a bloody dashcam!**
I TOLD you there was another car involved!
Translate this (eh, Latin???)?
I think I fell for a scam call
Puto cecidit enim malitia vocant. :mad:
That’s it…from now on I only speak Latin to scam callers.
** Jokes that Used to be Funny
Remember Mary Jo**
Those jokes never were funny (and straight to hell for that one)
** How are you prepping for the big heatwave coming in this weekend?
1940’s style toaster technology**
Not sure how that will help
Remember Mary Jo
Need a punchline quick
“Come on in, the water’s fine!”
** Does anyone have a crush on Beckdawrek??
Crush on Co-Worker—How to Cope ?
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Who works with Beckdawrek?
How do low cost airlines make money
Climate Deniers In Other Countries.
They do keep fuel costs down.