** So it’s too hot for a July minirants thread?
Our country is a laughing stock that is going to hell.**
I’d hardly call that a minirant.
When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.
Back pain and spasms - has anyone been able to fix?
** Ways Around Jewish Sabbath Restrictions
Color-swapped flags**
Just as long as each stripe is made from the same material amirite?
The next British Prime Minister
Now, Al Franken
** What am I going to do with all these TOMATOES?!?!
I made a guitar video.**
I assume TOMATOES means beautiful women
** When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.
Do you still have a component stereo?
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You do? You are old.
** Anyone notice or think they’ve noticed anything weird during this heat wave?
My First Dog Fight
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With Weiner Dogs, no less! Definitely weird.
**Driving significantly below the limit
When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.
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**You learn there’s an afterlife, do you change?
Do you still have a component stereo?
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The worst part about being in Hell isn’t that you have to listen to Barry Manilow all the time. It’s that you have to listen to him on the crappy already-assembled units they give you.
** What am I going to do with all these TOMATOES?!?!
Keeping Bananas Longer
Looking for a kitchen utensil to cut and mash berries
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Well, if you cut and mash the tomatoes, you won’t hafta keep them.
Crush on Co-Worker—How to Cope ?
I made an ecosphere.
Well, that’s one way to get your mind off them.
Driving significantly below the limit
Blood draw, bad veins, dehydration, chugging water
Goddamnit, why do I always wind up behind these people on Interstate on-ramps?
Unless you’re planning on living in there with them. :eek:
Would you pursue a relationship if your good/best same sex friend said they’re in love with you?
Have you ever purchased a side of beef?
Always make sure the prospective partner isn’t just after the beef.
**Gift for 5-year Old Girl
My next DIY project, a homebuilt electric bicycle built from salvaged parts…**
Isn’t she a little young for that?
** So how many skydiving deaths are normal?
How do low cost airlines make money
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**What “Conservative Values” aren’t based on bigotry? (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4)
What exactly is “white male culture”?
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The foundation of conservative values based on bigotry
Movie trailers that misrepresent the movie
I don’t like most ________, except for ________.
I don’t like most of the latest movie I saw, except for the parts in the trailer!
Random misspellings you’ve encountered in the wild
I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?
It sure feels like a misspelling.
I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?
I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas.
Better ask for a table out on the patio. :smack:
** I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas.
In a fight for your life, what are the limits, if any of what you could/would do?**
Eat Mexican, and ask for both charro and refried beans. :eek: