When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.
Hemp oil for pain relief
I used to smoke it to get high. Now I’m using it for pain relief.
Damn, I’m old.
Life with an “Alternative” fuel vehicle
I absolutely LOVE the stench of my own gas.
Would you date me if I were the last person on Earth?
How would you feel about a public database for sexually transgressive behavior?
First of all, “last person” pretty much rules out dating at all. And assuming that it means “last person plus another” then maintaining a database seems hardly necessary.
** Kosher Meal Questions
Having trouble making sauces for dinner**
No cream or cheese sauces on meat, though it’s okay for fish. No piggies, but you probably already knew that.
** Songs that make you want to stick pencils in your ears
Its a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood**
You take that back!
Any hints for a lapsed novice motorcyclist?
** Driving significantly below the limit**
** In a fight for your life, what are the limits, if any of what you could/would do?
Should we get a budgie?**
** bed bugs
Looking for an insecticide that is safe for honey bees**
I understand your concern, but couldn’t you move the hives into the spare bedroom?
** I think my employer is trying to kill me.
Pssst! Do not tell him about the birthday surprise party!**
If Buzz was the Lunar Module Pilot, why did Neil land it?
bed bugs
“Aw, hell, Neil, I ain’t sittin’ in that seat! There’s bed bugs over there–Moon bed bugs, and them’s the worst kind! Bite ya right through your spacesuit!”
“Fine, Buzz, I’ll land the damned thing myself!”
**I think my employer is trying to kill me.
Positive Gun News of the Day **
How nice he has a gun to make it easier.
** What exactly is “white male culture”?
Explain the love for Chick-Fil-A?**
Downloading Your Consciousness Just Before Death.
Personal responsibility, or avoiding responsibility?
You can’t blame me for things that other person did in that other body.
** Americans at age 64: Medicare is about to begin , how do you react personally?
Would you date me if I were the last person on Earth?**
Only if you had no deductibles or co-pays.
** I think my employer is trying to kill me.
Pssst! Do not tell him about the birthday surprise party!
**
If he’s trying to kill any of you, you might want to call the party off.
He doesn’t deserve the cake, anyway.
Yes, I have. You can’t go wrong with any of the local Aberystwythian bwydydd or fwydydd. I suggest a frosty mug of cwrw to go with it.
Aberystwyth, incidentally, is situated right on the beautiful Ystwyth river. It’s all very pretty and idyllic if you don’t mind the desperate shortage of vowels which has plagued them for hundreds of years. Travel advisors recommend that visitors bring their own vowels.
** What is 1) the most massive and 2) largest [dimens.] object ever moved by man? (Rocket, iceberg…)
Those tiny jelly blobs on the beach**
Laugh all you like, those things are slippery.
These came up next to each other when I was Googling for old Dope threads:
Jobs you had that are obsolete
"I’ll fix your wagon!"
** Ed Zotti Chicago editorial / article
Pssst! Do not tell him about the birthday surprise party!
**
Killjoys season 4
ABBA is back
Yeah, I never thought much of their music either.
** Penis size or Height- what matters more to women
Jersey Shore House Needed for Next Week - Need answer fast**
In that case, I suspect what matters more is a well-stocked kitchen and no bedbugs.