Ways Around Jewish Sabbath Restrictions
Unemployment
If you’re unemployed, you don’t have to worry about doing any “work” on the Sabbath.
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My Wallet is GONE!!!
Debit cards-only use at the bank?
“License, proof of insurance, and registration please.” Why registration?**
A three-fer. My day is made already.
** Who Can The Electors Vote For?
Dark Bugs on an Idaho Highway Last Week?**
They’ll have to vote for a specific dark bug, aged 35 or older.*
*That may be my optimal choice in 2020.
I was going to say that would probably be an improvement.
** Lost… and found (the hard way)
My Wallet is GONE!!!
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** Penis size or Height- what matters more to women
Waze, inadvertently tested, won big last night**
“Dear, I’m running away with Waze. I’ll be taking the children and Mercedes. Now you can get together with Alexa like you always wanted.”
** Penis size or Height- what matters more to women
Is plastic surgery cheating?
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Either way…
** What might be wrong with my car?
Car Troubleshooting: What the hell is wrong this thing?**
And I am not going to repeat how he worded the request the third time he had to ask.
Penis size or Height- what matters more to women
Pencil sharpener museum.
** Ronald Reagan was a white supremacist (new Reagan-Nixon tape)
What exactly is “white male culture”?**
Exhibit A: Ronald Reagen
My girlfriend was carjacked today. And is still missing [update: she has been found]
Lost… and found (the hard way)
** What chemical odor resembles horse manure or “zoo smell?”
Common ancestor of dog, crow and octopus?**
Whew! Bandit, for the last time, you are not going to sleep in our bed. :mad:
** Will pretty much any mammalian babies take to humans while young?
Could a Tasmanian Devil kill a human adult?**
Note to sell: DO NOT take in a Tasmanian Devil baby.
** How much mass is needed to have a booming footstep?
Do your hands eventually get used to riding a bicycle?**
Bigfoot no ride bicycle, Bigfoot stomp around in woods! Bigfoot no like Segway either, look silly. :mad:
** I’m going to Aberystwyth! Thoughts on food & drink?
Detroit Water is the Best Stuff Around.**
They import it.
So what will it take for there to be serious gun control debate? The seven tenets of The Satanic Temple, compared to other religious guidance
Might as well give it a shot.
**Very expensive burgers
Ingrid Bergman was the loveliest actress of Old Hollywood.**
And so expensive!
Oh, wait - Bergman, not burger.
Sight-seeing bucket list.
Anyone else not a big fan of travel?
Yes. So much I do not have a “sight-seeing bucket list.”
So what will it take for there to be serious gun control debate?
Twenty Hours In Boston
Spend twenty hours in Boston and you’ll want some gun control.
** India and Pakistan: tensions escalating
Meet Bob**
“Hi, I’m Bob and I’m here to bring peace to the region. First you guys gotta get rid of those dumb religions, and then get together for some good Texas-style barbecue. Wait!”