It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

I’m no racist but…
Call a spade, a spade, and a liar, a liar.

Stupid Republican idea of the day
Call a spade, a spade, and a liar, a liar.
Blacks get lassoed by white men on horseback and paraded through Texas town…

Texas being the home of Dubya

** What’s the Most Recent R-rated Movie You’ve Seen?
Very expensive burgers**

Being R-rate, all they showed was the buns.

** Does everyone have at least one form of decent exercise they’ll enjoy?
Any desk chair suggestions for a fat ass?**

Spin around in that baby a few times a day, and the pounds will melt right off.

I’m no racist but…
Mitch McConnell in the Pit!

…I Pit Racists!

Speak to me in succinct song lyrics
I like bananas a bunch

Yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today

**Human body. Which part can regrow
Help me choose a plant **

You can’t regrow a limb. Sorry.

Meet Bob
A mouse in the house

Hi, Bob!

Human body. Which part can regrow
What’s the original Anglo-Saxon word for “penis”?

No matter what you call it, it still can’t regrow. Although I guess that depends on what you mean by “regrow”.

What are you an expert in?
15 second heart attacks

** I have a confession to make. When I see an attractive woman, in any context, my concentration shifts
Smoking and mental acuity**

I think you mean “smoking hot”

** What are you an expert in?
Epstein Suicide**

The Clintons hire me whenever an Epstein needs, um, expert management.

** Can bats fly from the ground?
How easy is it for lawyers to ‘grab’ other lawyer’s clients?**

Lawyers generally swoop down from above with talons at the ready, but they can sometimes make a grab from a running start.

Coincidentally aptly named scientific phenomena, laws or equations
Meet Bob

** Which jobs will be last to be automated/outsourced?
I am Brian James Mingus and I am the King of the USA.**

Sorry Brian, but we’ve just hired Roy Chowdhury to do your job remotely from Bangladesh, at one-fifth the salary.

**Take a sip from a mug. See that little drop? What is that?
CBD Oil - Cannabidiol
**

Asked and answered, I guess.

Others here from snopes messageboard?
You can never go home again.

Last poster / title combo:

What will the UK do wrt Brexit?
Gyrate

Yeah, that’s pretty much what they’ve been doing.

** People watching
Adults reciting the Pledge of Allegiance**

I gotta admit, I can’t fathom people watching the DISH network’s Adult Pledge of Allegiance channel. Even with full frontal nudity it gets boring after awhile.

** Downed Vietnam era pilot returned home
You can never go home again.**

Well, that sucks. :frowning: