A bathtub question
If no regular liquids were avaiable for years, could one remain healthy on watermelon, grapes,…
Healthy, probably. Sticky for sure. Clean…naah.
** Countries purchasing land
Would this be considered tax evasion?
How do land loans work?**
I don’t have to pay taxes on it because the state owns it, and they’re just loaning it to me for the rest of my life.
**Death is an illusion
Tell me about electric bikes
Are you the universe?
help me pick a smart phone and plan!**
You philosopher-types are awfully materialistic. Just sayin’.
** I came home to a crime scene
Men in Woodbury NJ need to be more considerate**
Next time, use heavy-duty plastic bags for the body parts and clean up after yourself. :mad:
The only object Jesus made was a whip?
Would this be considered tax evasion?
“And Jesus went into the temple of Big Government, and cast out all them that harassed honest patriots with garnishments and liens, and overthrew the desks of the I.R.S. agents, and the seats of them that sold payment plans, And said unto them, It is written, You will collect nothing in my house; but get out ye den of thieves.”
- John 2:99.77.64
visiting Canada next month-currency advice
‘u’ with ‘oo’ sound
Just start practicing saying “aboot” and your money problems will take care of themselves.
**Alternatives to buying Greenland
Cats
**
Yes, rather than trying to buy Greenland, we should try to persuade The Orange One to invest in Cats.
Unlike Greenland, cats are definitely for sale. They’re much more cuddly and warm that Greenland. Their purchase is not controversial. This might even get people to like him more.
In any case, Trump is the first president in umpteen years who doesn’t own a dog*. He needs a White House pet.*
*Your political joke goes here.
** Double slit experiment - quantum mechanics
‘u’ with ‘oo’ sound**
Quantum I will grant you but I’ve never heard of a “doooble slit experiment”.
** Supermarkets smelling like dumpsters when you first walk in…
What specific actions by a single person caused the greatest impact?**
Probably it was Bob forgetting about that carton of cabbages behind the display case.
How many cowboys died in bar room shootings
Notches in a (wooden) Ceiling Joist
They’re counting how many cowboys died in that bar.
**Will you turn down that blasted (wedding) music?!
How young is too young to get married?
**
When they play that blasted hippity-hop music turned up to 11!
And get that bride and groom off my lawn!
** How young is too young to get married?
Disagreement over a cat
Please do my homework for me!**
Even mature adults argue about cats, but the homework thing makes me wonder if nuptials should be delayed awhile.
**Disagreement over a cat
Issues that delay retirement and the effect on work**
I’m not retiring until my wife agrees that scooping the litter box is her job!
How Did Aleister Crowley ‘Get Away’ With It?
Juicing a watermelon
…IF you know what I mean.
**Juicing a watermelon
‘u’ with ‘oo’ sound
**
“Jooicing a Watermelon”
**Classical music haters: Why?
Encores at concerts
**
Well, Okay, but they don’t always play “Stars and Stripes Forever” as an encore.
Alternatives to buying Greenland
Buy Me Lunchbox!
It’s cheaper but won’t keep your lunch as cool.
Who trains these customer service people???
Meet Bob
Bob is pretty bright, but he’s a dog, and is barely trained himself. Also, easily distracted by cats.
** Most Revolutionary TV series
S.W.A.T. (70s show)
**
A debatable proposition.
** What is the most unusual beer you’ve ever had?
Pumpkin spice SPAM?**
Pumpkin spice Spam IPA was pretty weird.