Favorite currently running comic strips.
Gags through repetition
Charles Schulz once remarked: A comic strip writer has to write the same thing every day and make it different.
**Quick, what’s your current earworm?
Name that tune
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**Issues that delay retirement and the effect on work
Youth and sports
**
Yes, excessive Youth is the Number One factor delaying retirement,
“Sports” is a bit surprising, though. Both factors, I suspect, affect Work.
Bummed. Big kidney stone.
Who trains these customer service people???
I dunno, when the doctor’s office staff said “have you tried rebooting”, it was like a revelation.
** Who trains these customer service people???
Would it bother you if evil people made it into heaven? **
Just imagine the telephone menu in the afterlife.
"A new high school will have … places to hide from a mass shooter."
Positive gun news of the day.
Well, that’s positive gun news.
I guess?
** Question for college professors: What should a conservative do?
Ask the atheist psychologist who did ayuahasca yesterday.**
“Oh wow…conservatives are pouring out of my drip coffee maker! And the refrigerator is full of them! Aieee! Kill! Kill!!!”
Thanks, great advice.
** Meet Bob
My Cat and the Fan**
These Dr. Suess knock-offs can’t compare to the originals. 
**Help me understand the world of streaming.
Sodastream users
**
** Do women break up more decisively than men?
Was this rude?**
“G’bye, loser” could have been phrased a bit less bluntly.
**Strange car in your driveway - what do you do?
Meet Bob
**
Hi, Bob, I couldn’t help but notice you’ve been staring down at your phone any time any of us have been doing anything, allow me to introduce myself?
** 911 called me!
Help! Can you identify this screw head**
Hey, they’ve got their emergencies, same as us.
** Little things that briefly take you out of a movie:
Spotting Star Trek actors in other programs **
Isn’t that Christopher Pike playing Jesus?
** What’s your opinion of refrigerator magnets?
What is the Latest Drama in Your Hobby…**
Star Wars or Harry Potter? The debate rages on.
** Atheists: Do you believe you are an atheist because you are smart?
Ask the atheist psychologist who did ayuahasca yesterday.
**
No, I’m an atheist because I’m stoned!
** Vagina Boiling & You internal screaming
Rear end collision and brake lights**
Sheesh, couldn’t you wait until you got home?
Kansas City Dopefest
Meet Bob
**You are eventually going to stub your toe again on a very hard surface and it’s going to hurt a lot.
Vagina Boiling & You internal screaming
**
Which pain do you prefer?
** Vagina Boiling & You internal screaming
Favorite Words/Phrases/Quotes and Sayings
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The Worst For Prince Andrew.
Lizzie Borden?
Yeah, that would be hard to top.