** What was Dracula’s end game in moving to London?
Drinking laws in England**
Drinking BLOOD is legal in England?
** We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?
Carrying a Sign That Says ‘Free Sex’?**
That should be good for an invite to the White House.
** When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.
Carrying a Sign That Says ‘Free Sex’?**
** Anyone have experience taking in feral cats?
Carrying a Sign That Says ‘Free Sex’?**
You’ll have better luck with a bowl of canned tuna.
UK’s Thomas Cook shuts doors after 178 years
Thanks for letting me know, Windows
That was kind of a weird error message, though.
Heavy Trash Day
What’s so bad about a dumpster fire?
** Anyone have experience taking in feral cats?
What utilitarian value does an AR-15 have**
Effective but messy. 
** My Mom was Trampled by a French Mob
A new Darwin Award honorable mention**
Confess!!! (your climate sins)
What’s so bad about a dumpster fire?
Ummm … I’m guessing the carbon dioxide. But maybe burning off some of the methane will make up for it.
What to do with your body
WW11 Holocaust tattoos.
That’ll make you stand out in a crowd. :dubious:
** You’ve only seen the sequel(s)?
Sequels that are better known than the original**
**When I’m 64, and other reminders that you are old.
Hearing aids
**
Your Odd Hobbies
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
OK, that’s it! No more sequential threads!
Why no new operating systems?
Garages being used to actually park cars
They’re no longer being used to build new operating systems.
The Trump Impeachment Inquiry
I bought all of their albums
We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?
Are you the universe?
Yes, the thought of the people of Earth being the whole universe is very vaguely creepy.
**Name this logical fallacy.
How many princes are there?**
It’s the “Number of Princes Fallacy”
A New Darwin Awards Honorable Mention
Belgian F16 Pilot stuck on high voltage line after ejecting
This has got to be a winner of some sort…
**What, specifically, are Trump’s (alleged) crimes?
AIDS in the 1950’s and 60’s. **
Has he denied it?
Hypothetical work situation – whistle blowing. What would you do?
Do you own a firearm?
:eek: