Airline passenger throws coin into airplane engine for good luck
Well, that was that! --aborted vacation
Could you cook food with a light saber?
Auction of Anthony Bourdain’s possessions
I warned him to be careful sautéing the onions…
Nice!
How averse are women to asking a man out?
Financial dilemma: What would you do?
Don’t worry, the default is dutch for women asking out men unless you surprise him with an extremely fancy restaurant.
What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?
Ric Ocasek - The Cars, RIP
Wow! That came out fast!
** America opens the Borders. Then what?
Going to permanent Daylight Saving Time**
Whoa hold up there. I’d be all for open borders if it didn’t lead to permanent Daylight Saving Time!
America opens the Borders. Then what?
Atrial Fibrillation… Sigh…
What was Dracula’s end game in moving to London?
green beans?
It’s the only place that doesn’t add garlic.
** Financial dilemma: What would you do?
Anyone try Ketamine for Treatment-Resistant Depression**
I’m so poor with no prospects, might as well take the Special K Challenge.
September’s shot already (mini-rants)
Will this election also be decided by the perverse American fetish for GUNS?
Definitely, since they killed September.
When your strongest values collide
My birthday, your cake. What’ll it be?
I’ll take your cake since I hold it stronger as a value than my birthday.
How averse are women to asking a man out?
What utilitarian value does an AR-15 have
It makes him a bit more likely to agree to a hot date at the Dairy Queen.
Alternative to making music CDs?
Funny fruitspreads
Ripping CDs is too expensive: how about some “Gobbo Thurston and the Raving Tacos”-branded fruitspread?
What would have been the effect of a US capital in St. Louis?
“Stealth” type van living
For awhile, most of Congress would be sleeping in a van … DOWN BY THE RIVER!
** For non-gun owners: What would you fight to keep as much as guns are fought for in America?
National Honor Society**
“I’ll give you my National Honor Society pin when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!”
** Should we get a budgie?
Well, I own an antique piano
When your strongest values collide**
Owning a budgie vs. keeping the piano clean? Well, don’t let the bird shit on the piano?
** What’s the root of the opprobrium against desiring pleasure?
Help me buy an inflatable yak**
Desiring pleasure??
How are mice getting in my basement?
National Honor Society
Dem’s some smart mice.
America opens the Borders. Then what?
Northerners who moved south.
Y’all need a wall.
We send a message to the aliens. What’s the creepiest thing they could send back?
Short Skirts in 1970’s/80’s junior high and high school. What hosiery did they wear?
Pictures included.