Objective proof that my wife yells?
Visibility of bruises under LED light
:eek:
** Kansas City Dopefest
Welcome our porcine overlords**
I know a few of the mods have been putting on weight, but geez.
** Objective proof that my wife yells?
Poll: What term would you like used to refer to YOUR dead body?**
Objective proof that my wife yells?
Dental Implants
Just get her to undergo a several-hour-long minor dental surgery and the electronic implants will register her volume on Bluetooth!
Why is online dating, along with trying to meet someone in person, frustrating at times?
Why are some people not open or interested when it comes meeting new people?
Because the people you’re trying to meet are not interested in meeting new people???
** Dental Implants
Does your family know who your dentist is?**
You mean that guy who drove up in the panel truck to install my implants wasn’t actually a dentist? :eek::smack:
**Other ways to eat Nabisco shredded wheat?
Smoked ham shank
**
Um… No, thank you.
**Have you acted in anything before?
The Jackass movies
**
You’re on a day trip to NYC, on foot, what do you do?
Have you acted in anything before?
Cause Broadway could use some new blood.
How was it done: cattle in E Oregon dispatched without marks or blood
What’s your favorite alien?
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen…
Polish People Satirized.
** A simple question for Trump supporters
What are you scared of? Halloween/October Mini-rants**
Open your door, smack a biker?
Poll: What term would you like used to refer to YOUR dead body?
Funny but understandable.
When a meal is “comped on the house”, who pays for it?
“2/3 of the Senate” - votes cast, or merely votes "present?"
Wait, was it comped on the House, or the Senate?
Separated by a lot but still…
84% of female soldiers are…
Transgender toddlers
:dubious:
You’ve taken over Trump’s body for five minutes. What do you do to get his supporters to turn?
Transgender toddlers
:eek::eek::eek:
Is it more environmentally friendly to pee in the sink?
Airplane Tall Tale: Domestic Flight Where Passengers Prevented From Using the Bathroom for 8 Hours?
“No thank you, steward, I don’t want anything from the galley area!”
Now they want to ban the sale of pointed kitchen knives in the UK to reduce knife crime.
How do you suppose the Republican Party plans to survive, or even thrive, as demographics change?
My guess is they’ll switch to brass knuckles.
Mcrib is back Oct 7!!!
Fancy non-perishable foods available on Amazon.com
McRibs and Twinkies, two foods that will survive the Apocalypse. Now eligible for Amazon Prime.
Movin’ cross country. No local friends, little money, tiny car.
You gotta give Erdogan credit
Sorry Erdogan. You want to buy Slim Jims and a Diet Coke, you gotta pay cash.
** Started riding lessons again after years out of the saddle
Tonka is slowing down**
We figured it wasn’t a good idea to put you on Fireball your first time out.