I think my dog sitter abused my dog
Is “kowtow” a racist derogatory term?
It’s OK to tell your Shih Tzu to “sit”, but not to “kowtow”. :mad:
** Food Feast
I like bananas a bunch **
Well, feast out on them
Started riding lessons again after years out of the saddle
Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad hunter!
Help me re-name my horse
Thanks to Beckdawrek the bad hunter, I think you first need to get a new horse.
Aliens that can shape-shift into human form
biopic of Truman Capote - Infamous
I always suspected that about Truman Capote. If he was still around he could play the part of the alien in those “Butterfinger” ads.
Independence Day in Mexico
Why are some people so insistent on wearing a hat?
Because they’re patriotic. At least they’re not all as big as the Large Sombrero Guy meme or the streets would get crowded quickly.
Hey Google! Can you do anything useful yet?
Re-building civilization
Also, destroying civilization.
Why are some people so insistent on wearing a hat?
A day in Nashville!
Now I got a Loving Spoonful ear worm: Nashville Hats.
Like the one Dylan wore on the cover of Nashville Skyline
**Why are some people so insistent on wearing a hat?
Is This a Guy Thing?
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**How long do you think the SDMB will be around?
Re-building civilization
**
** Is This a Guy Thing?
Re-building civilization**
Yeah, you need, like, muscles and testosterone. And stuff they sell down at the Rent-All.
Nutrition label on pork rinds, protein content
Are Planck units really the smallest units?
Yes, and also the largest. Because if you tried to measure the protein in a pork rind by anything other than Planck units, it would require far too many zeroes after the decimal point.
** How can I kill calibri?
Tell Me About Police Blotters**
“Arial and Helvetica were killed at 3:43 a.m. by Font Squad officers in a shootout at Club Obsolescence. Comic Sans was fatally injured in the crossfire and there was universal rejoicing.”
** Humans will never live on another planet, says Michel Mayor
I made an ecosphere**
Good enough.
** Re-meeting a trans person
Transgender toddlers
**
That sounds more like meeting them for the first time. Unless they were transgender babies.
Not quite sequential, but right now in the main page:
GQ: Nutritional label on pork rinds, protein content (Ruken)
IMHO: Tesla Hostility (Pork Rind)
Do Dopers come with nutritional labels?
Is there any way to tell if a baby has a dirty nappy other than by sniffing around them?
Wood stove door gasket
Sure, it’s a somewhat drastic step, but it’s an absolute protection against the dreaded diaper blow out.
** Chicken Legs/Drumsticks/Breasts Question
Faggots: Can you use calves liver?**
There’s a heck of an unprintable joke in that one
** Why are some people not open or interested when it comes meeting new people?
Dallas cop kills innocent man**
Drastic action not to meet someone
** We’re never going to see these books, are we?
Funky Winkerbean Kills Again!**
I so want to read it.
What “soothing” hobbies turned out to not be so soothing at all?
Sealioning
** Is there any way to tell if a baby has a dirty nappy other than by sniffing around them?
Is there a safer way to orbit?**
Yes, that’s why NASA installed a Stinky Diaper Detector in its new inter-galactic spacecraft.*
*come to think of it, that’s why they have Astronaut Diapers.
How long do you think the SDMB will be around?
Transgender toddlers
…until they are potty trained?