** I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…
Translate “cool” to Spanish, please**
** Politely hurrying up someone who takes too long to get to the point
Woke Me When It’s Over
**
When you finish your long discourse.
** Cat hoarding situation
The worst, most useless, frustrating car you’ve ever owned.**
Lots of cats are worthless and frustrating. Oh, wait a minute, you said CAR.
Anyone use Blue Cross/Blue Shield “Wellness Program”?
I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…
Beto O’Rourke attempts to gain political traction by endorsing “Blue Cross/Blue Shield For All”. Hilarity ensues.
Cousins marrying and having children
Your historical analogy for the Trump era
** Which is the best version of “I Write The Songs”?
How to cook a heart**
Jeffrey Dahmer’s cover album is fabulous.
Electric Vehicle critics
Ever have a car/motorcycle you wish you had back?
I sort of miss my 2002 Renault Pixie. But I could never keep enough AAA batteries on hand. 
I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…
Tax the rich!
**name your bio of the Trump administration
The worst, most useless, frustrating car you’ve ever owned.**
Truly, Trump is the Yugo, the Edsel, the Pinto of politicians.
I want to be
Homemade sauerkraut
A much more down to earth identity than an Apache attach helicopter.
How can I improve my singing?
Homemade sauerkraut
** What are you scared of? Halloween/October Mini-rants
Jehovah Goddamned Witnesses… Fuck 'Em In A Ventricle
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Asked and Answered
I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…
Tell me about your experiences with home fireplaces
I know, right? Everyone should know about your experiences with home fireplaces!
**
The next Star Wars trilogy
Could Battlestar Galactica of been the next star wars?
**
Not the trilogy. Not even one.
** How do we fix this?
The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making
**
I’m thinkin’ Impeachment, myself.
Has anyone here ever been in an actual food fight?
Tell me about your experiences with home fireplaces
Yeah, that flambé food fight was a humdinger.
** What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Epstein Suicide**
All you need is a noose and some black and white striped pajamas with EPSTEIN written on them. Easy, timely, cheap and clever.
** Your favorite romantic lyric. Only one line please.
Kink Live**
Okay?
** What are you gonna be for Halloween?
The Ghost of Halloweens Past
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** What are you gonna be for Halloween?
Electric Vehicle critics
**
You dress up in a white lab coat and glasses, and wear a pocket protector full of pencils, and you carry papers denouncing Tesla.
Anyone Play Scratch Off Lotteries ?
My pet rats
Have they won anything yet?