Poll: 2019 Time Person of the Year
Baby falling through window
Yeah, it made a hell of a splash.
Songs sung by animals
Your favorite romantic lyric. Only one line please.
I can’t decide between “I’m just a soul whose intentions are good” and “Girl, there’s a better life for me and you”.
** Nude Praying.
Baldies, chrome domes, cue balls, come hither**
And bring the brain bleach with you.
** I’m surprised EVERYONE can’t…
Nude Praying.**
As a modest non-believer, I have problems with both of theses.
**Does hair loss happen all over the human body equally?
Nude Praying.**
Lord, hear my hair.
** Rewriting Romeo & Juliet. What two conflicting groups do the star crossed lovers come from?
Creating a musical…any tips?**
It’s been done.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Is there any gold in Fort Knox?
“Or has it all secretly been turned over to George Soros to fund the United Nations One World Socialist Agenda?!? We ‘Just Ask Questions’, You Decide!™”
Nude Praying.
"Checked by Radar"
That explains his chronic WTF look.
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
Need advice about the needy bitch across the hall.
:eek:
Is the decimal system truly universal?
Japanese Gold Bars 999.9
No
** Which of these do you consider offal?
Have you used Greyhound lately?**
Yes, and it was awful.
Does anyone have any advice on how to not think about a thing?
Excruciatingly Hot, Burning Surge up the Back of the Neck/Head
"OK, I just have to not think about OW! Right, I just need to stop thinking about OW!!! FUCK THAT HURTS!!!"
Yeah, that could work. Sort of an operant conditioning thing.
** Restoring a leather jacket
Have you used Greyhound lately?**
To paraphrase Mr. Burns: But a greyhound leather jacket would be best.
What’s your boggart?
Does anyone have any advice on how to not think about a thing?
You definitely don’t want to think about a boggart.
Changing An Electrical Outlet Without Turning The Power Off
Stupid question about potatoes and electricity
Well, that’s one way to make home fries.
** What’s the best way for a man to tell a woman he doesn’t want to be physical anymore?
Modern Monetary Theory
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What could make a parked car burst into flames in the dead of night?
Blood sugar creeping up relentlessly…
You gotta pay attention to the gauges. Anything over 200 and that thing could go up like a Roman candle. :eek:
Can someone please explain this whole chicken sandwich thing?
Worker killed at Buffalo Wild Wings in Burlington MA
Guns don’t kill people, chicken kills people. :eek:
share the dumbest or awful "licensed " food product youve ever had …
Poll: Spam Anniversary
Spam certainly qualifies
** Ibuprofen as a sleep aid? WTF!
How long is a pickled sausage good for?**
If it’s pickled in enough vodka you should get about six hours sleep, before the belching wakes you up.