** Can an American town ban Christmas?
Contradictory legal decisions on unrelated issues**
Christmas, yes. Smoking, no.
Dad Jokes
Postage Stamps!
Tee-hee!
Almost as good as “Wears suspenders!” and “Reads newspapers!”
The Whole Package
Jeremy Irons
If you like that type
NY-to-LA in 27 hours 25 minutes. New Cannonball run record
Mass Killings in the United States 2019
Electric Vehicle critics
There’s a great movie in that one.
** Opening a Comic Shop: What would YOU stock
Heart Palpitations**
It’s definitely a more popular series than Captain Eczema or the Chronic Diarrhea League.
What exactly happened ~10,000 years ago that converted the nomadic existence to the farming?
Electric airplanes
Well, it’s certainly a novel theory.
I predict a PANIC in the streets. (this is just not fair)
Our bath tub won’t drain.
I think you overestimate the general public’s response to your situation.
** Saudi Arabia Ends Gender-Segregated Restaurants.
Do women NOT like barbecue?**
There are only so many ways you can serve brisket at Ibn Saud’s Real Down-Home Barbecue.
** Do you like beets?
Snoopy’s great!**
I love Joe Cool, but he is a “beat.”
What was the “pith” in a helmet?
Is this normal cat behavior?
Yes: they pith in everything.
What was the first thing people stood in line for days for?
Electric airplanes
Entropy - Why can’t it decrease
Is this normal cat behavior?
Nope, they always increase entropy.
** Lets talk about Soup…
Do you like beets?
**
Not in my soup. I loathe borscht!
** You have been given your own TV show - now what?
Most depressing sitcom episode
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** Lies you always tell yourself and you always believe
NY-to-LA in 27 hours 25 minutes. New Cannonball run record
**
What a lie! Nobody could do that!
** Stupid Republican idea of the day
Rape should be legal, as long as it’s not “violent”**
Does that Stupid Republican idea TRUMP them all?
** Definitive versions of Christmas Songs
Snoopy’s great!**
Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy’s Christmas
** Fuck Hillary Clinton!
Rape should be legal, as long as it’s not “violent”
Friendly Advice for Drunky**
I was told to do it, it was legal,it was friendly, and I was drunk
You have been given your own TV show - now what?
TV Show Characters from Arkansas
It’s true, my Mom was born in Arkansas!
Lets talk about Soup
Who else loves Christmas horror movies?
This one is my favorite.*
*warning, not for sensitive stomachs.
Generally accepted as true, despite proven false news.
Don’t play in active volcanoes, people!
Darnit, all the lamestream media tells me I can play in active volcanoes 