It Came From The Crypt (Sequential Threads 2019)

Are there any looted historical artifacts that SHOULDN’T be returned?
Let’s talk kitty litter

Who knew that kitty litter from Cleopatra’s cats could stink so badly after all this time?

People always asking: (Is the person you’re meeting) “he or a she?”
Is ma’am offensive?

If they’re a he, it is.

Non-Great-Debaters: what would make it better?
Exasperation

Yeah, the conversations in GD are just too nicey-nice. :mad:

** Just asking questions
Why do you post on the Straight Dope Message Board?
What do you do with these newfangled enormous car keys?
Why do people work on PC in a coffee shop?
What is it like to attend the Macy’s Thaksgiving parade?
Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese?
Large or even Neighborhood Christmas lights question**

Please be sure to phrase your question as a question.

Please don’t give me ________ for Christmas
Solar Freaking Roadways… again.

Help me plan an exit strategy in the MMP
Solar Freaking Roadways… again.

You can exit quickly on solar roadways.

** PhDs who are referred to as Dr, and those who aren’t
Hey Doc, can ya take a look at this?**

Strange Ways People You Know Have Met Each Other
And Now, Introducing…

Yeah, I hired Bob Barker to smooth over those awkward first moments.

People always asking: (Is the person you’re meeting) “he or a she?”
PhDs who are referred to as Dr, and those who aren’t

Everyone calls them Dr, so I don’t know if they’re a Mr or Mrs!

** Is there any difference between not being born and being dead?

Help me plan an exit strategy in the MMP
**
Not Being Born is the way to go. It doesn’t leave a record, the way living and then dying does.

**Just asking questions

Should I visit Boston in January?**

Is there a conspiracy here?

** Probability of a currency collapse within the next 3 decades?

Do you care how much a gift costs?

Poll: Where do you park at home?

Just asking questions**

**Snappy responses to “OK boomer”

Is there any difference between not being born and being dead?**

** A question only for people in states where pot is legal
Stinky cat question**

My cat loves pot, but it makes him stink!

** This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife

Is there any difference between not being born and being dead?**
This Turkey was Never Born.

** Racist, or Stupid? A Party Game
George Zimmerman - In the news again**

He is both

Does a dog tend to have owners who think it understands every word is says?
Uh-oh! Not this. Please say it isn’t so…

I’d say it isn’t so, but my dog wouldn’t understand me.

Fuck Hillary Clinton!
This has to stop: extreme actions at political gathering

That’s pretty extreme

New country established by fugitive guru from India. How is this going to play out?
Probability of a currency collapse within the next 3 decades?

A whole lotta folks had their life savings wiped out in the hyperinflation of the Kailasan rupee.

**What do you think of Hillary’s smack down of Sanders?

Fuck Hillary Clinton!**

Asked and answered.