Why all the misplaced hatred for The Little Drummer Boy?
Opening Acts That Upstaged Huge Headliner
If I was one of 3 kings traveling from afar to a make-or-break gig in Bethlehem, only to be forced to go on after some local fuck puh-ruh-puh-puh-pums the audience into smiling, I’d be pissed too.
** A question about the future of phones
Mold? Algae? What is this stuff?**
Someday you’ll be able to take your phone into the shower. But not yet. 
** Mold? Algae? What is this stuff?
Will there even be a 2020 election?**
“I mean, we know everyone wanted to have an election, and it was totally on the schedule and everything, but the ballots are just, like, really really gross and we need to soak them in bleach until at least 2021.”
The poor mans version of …
Ford vs Feerrari Cast ?
Ford vs Feerrari is the mockbuster version of Ford vs Ferrari.
** New Nick Cage movie, starring Nick Cage as Nick Cage
Movies based on multiple, unrelated books**
Future movie sequels include New Bob Dylan movie, starring Bob Dylan as Bob Dylan
New Harrison Ford movie, starring Harrison Ford as Harrison Ford and New Donald Trump movie, starring Donald Trump as Donald Trump.
** Amazing! Attention Chocolate Lovers
Wagner in Berlin**
Yes, I loves me some German chocolate
Canned food drives are bullshit
Eating fast food for a month
You should donate money so the hungry can eat fast food for a month.
How effective would a trained military sniper team be on top of a skyscraper?
Where Is All the CO?
They wouldn’t be very effective without a CO to lead them.
** What single exercise has made the most difference for you?
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife**
Killing turkeys really builds up my biceps
Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese?
Vegans and naturally-shed animal products
Eating fast food for a month
Personally, I think the second answer is more likely, but that’s just my theory.
What happens if you throw a coconut in a campfire?
Children with amnesia
Good news: My fridge did not burn my house down
Screw it, we ain’t cooking this year!
And that’s how we ended up at the drive-through for Thanksgiving.
Where did I get this phrase?
Wood stove door gasket
I don’t know, but if I keep mumbling it loudly enough, they leave me plenty of extra space on the bus.
** Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese?
What is worth splurging on?**
My vote is for the three-meat plate at Dickey’s Barbecue Pit.
** generic 60s dance music from movies and tv
Snoopy’s great!**
I love dancing to the Royal Guardsmen.
Separated by this thread, so when I post, they’ll be sequential:
** Strange Ways People You Know Have Met Each Other
And Now, Introducing…**
** “Americans are dying at alarming rates”. Does it feel that way from where you sit?
Baby falling through window**
It may be anecdotal, but seeing babies plummet out the window really brings the problem home to you.
** Baby falling through window
What is worth splurging on?**
A sturdy net. And consider paying for overnight shipping.
They’re sequential now.
** How many beers should a good bar have on tap?
The poor mans version of …
A Christmas Food Poll**
Sure, all the poor care about is their beer…