** I live next to a porn star !
Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else
**
They’re all just jealous.
The smell of farts
Should I Warn Landlord about Unstable/Malicious New Tenant?
Farters are not a protected class under HUD regulations, so go ahead.
How is the weather where you are?
I live next to a porn star !
So… Stormy, then?
Canned food drives are bullshit
The smell of farts
Well, if the cans are bulging alarmingly and smell of farts, better not donate them.
What is worth splurging on?
The smell of farts
You get what you pay for.
Dreams: Nightmares don’t scare me
The smell of farts
If that wakes you up…:eek::eek::eek:
Waking up in the middle of the night and ruminating
The smell of farts
Well then, stop ruminating fer chrissake!
** Yes I do understand that I am destroying your life but at this point I am finding it hard to care
I live next to a porn star !
**
Fuck the holidays and all this fake happy ass shit
Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles and toothpicks with dental floss
*
It starts in October and I’m already sick of it
If Christmas were cancelled it would be no great loss*
(Chorus)
ETA: I guess you have to imagine the “Fireball Whiskey mini-bottles” are “pumpkin spice” flavored and the “toothpicks with dental floss” are somehow Christmas themed toothpicks with dental floss.
**Cold Numb Feet.
Cooktop advice
**
That’s one way to warm your tootsies.
What is worth splurging on?
The smell of farts
For me, drinking a half-tablespoon of Chanel Number 5 really improves the fragrance for about 36 hours. It’s a little indulgence I allow myself.
Tell me about living on a kibbutz
Amazon store will not take cash
Amazon is an autonomous collective.
** Do you have a theory about why people are getting more obese?
Persistent Obsession**
With food.
No common ground left to stand on?
When will Climate Change become dire?
When there’s no ground left to stand on.
GPS uses magnetic north? Eh?
What did I see? ~12 planes flying north?
All the bad stuff heads north. Better set your anti-force field jacket to “N”. :eek:
What is worth splurging on?
Cold Numb Feet.
What a sick fetish…oh you said splurge…nevermind.
Eating fast food for a month
What is worth splurging on?
Supersize me!
Eating fast food for a month
Should I go to a memorial service?
You will go to a memorial service, regardless.
** Bored Meanderings(delirious rantings) From The Sick(death) Bed
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?**
I saw a 300-foot-long Edsel with mag wheels and a spoiler, and it was full of clowns. Clowns!! Arrggghhh! The Olsen twins are coming to get me!! Sic 'em, Pluto!!!
** whats the worst thing youve cooked or eaten for a holiday? or the worst holiday you’ve had?
Help me with a plausible lie to get out of a holiday get-together
the BURN turkey BURN ! mmp**
I can’t come. I’ve got a case of disco inferno