** Things that don’t bother you, but seem to bother everyone else
Hazards of liquid nitrogen**
Ah, Liquid Nitrogen – Meh!
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If I kick an alligator* in it’s nuts…
Are ovaries as impact-sensitive as testicles?**
Let’s kick this Lady Alligator and find out!
Why do you post on the Straight Dope Message Board?
I think American society runs on poor choices
And I can criticize them here.
What would happen if you fell into a volcano?
Laptop reccomendations
The Dell Pyroclastic 500 has the highest melting point, but inferior battery life. It’s a trade-off. 
So, about this whole Chicxulub mess
On Building a Lunar Ringway. . .
First, slam a large asteroid into the earth…
Persistent Obsession
How creepy was this?
I think the following them around is what made it creepy.
Separated by one:
** How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?
Chainsaw Memories**
Oh, I remember when I had a left hand…
** How dangerous is a chainsaw to use?
Chainsaw Memories**
And now they are sequential. And I don’t care if I’m missing my left (bad) hand.
What would it take for you to take up violent/semi-violent action against a government?
Persistent Obsession
“Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering government; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.”
** Tickling sensation on cheek
How creepy was this?**
Depends on how many legs it had. :eek:
** Should you expect to know what genitals a person has before a first date?
Do you Scrum? Or Agile something something?
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NEVER on a First Date. No matter what parts your date has.
** Julia Roberts ‘was first choice’ to play black abolitionist Harriet Tubman
Best/good method for sharpening kitchen knives?
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That’s a little drastic, don’t you think?
Argument over selling “family heirlooms”
Creepy slimy coffee cup
But it was Grandpa’s creepy slimy coffee cup!
Sudden onset of double vision, duration 1 minute. anyone?
Spinal Tumor
:eek::eek::eek:
** Best/good method for sharpening kitchen knives?
AI text generator
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Ohh! Sharp words! Cutting Comments! Edgy Dialogue! Abrasive Situations!
** So the Secret Service may be stopping by for a visit.
I live next to a porn star !
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I’m getting a ‘tic’. what do I do?
Do you Scrum? Or Agile something something?
You misspelled “squirm”.
Argument over selling “family heirlooms”
I live next to a porn star !
She’s selling her “family heirlooms”.
“Like them? I got them from my mother.”
When I post, these will be sequential, since this thread is now the only one separating them:
** The Big Empty House
I live next to a porn star !
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Is Nobody a Porn Star?