**Escape velocity question & planet sizes
When your rocket ship lifts off and you’re NOT on Earth. A question.
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** “Can I interest you in any appetizers? Alcohol? Dessert?”
Lets talk about Soup…**
Well, that’s a bit odd after the entree, but ok.
Sounds you don’t want to hear
Snappy responses to "OK boomer"
They’re almost as grating to hear as “OK boomer”!
**12 bad, bad, bad, days of Christmas !
Beckdawrek Dances. (Too, bad, bad, bad!)**
** How do we know for certain Jesus really lived?
You can read one person’s mind. Who would you pick? Or not pick?**
I pick Jesus, to see if he really lived.
The Decline of Religion in American Life
Hallmark Channel buckles to pressure
Yeah, now they’re promoting a lineup of “Winter Movies”. 
** Declaration of Independence calls Native Americans savages
Can we stop calling things done intentionally “mistakes?”**
The Founding Fathers made a mistake? Big Deal!
** Declaration of Independence calls Native Americans savages
Can we stop calling things done intentionally “mistakes?”**
The Founding Fathers made a mistake? Big Deal!
Whoops! Sorry for the double post!
** Do you use certain foreign words/phrases exclusively rather your native language’s words?
Snappy responses to “OK boomer”**
Mea culpa!
** Life’s little disappointments
Person who doesn’t respond at all to “Happy holidays”
Our bath tub won’t drain.**
Why did it take so long to ratify the 27th amendment?
Escape velocity question & planet sizes
The planet weighed more back then, so time was slower.
** The Decline of Religion in American Life
Christmas a National Holiday?**
It’s been replaced by Madalyn Murray O’Hair’s birthday.
What should be done in response to the White Power gesture being flashed on camera?
Weighted Blankets
Don’t you think a blanket party is a bit too harsh?
The I can’t sleep so I might as well start the MMP:
The most mundane pointless thing I know
Indeed:D
** How do we know for certain Jesus really lived?
Christmas gift thread**
He got gold, frankincense, and myrrh on his birthday. And some annoying kid playing songs on his drum.
** I woke up today and the trees were on fire
… it ain’t half hot Mum!**
** Sounds you don’t want to hear
post Who has baby Jesus?
Person who doesn’t respond at all to “Happy holidays”**
Without baby Jesus, I don’t want to hear about the holidays.
Talk me off the edge: UK democracy
Is this the Mandela effect?
“We voted for the Tories because we thought they were all dead.”
Yeah, that makes sense.
Best/worst Christmas Songs.
Leg of lamb, roast or Braise.
…to our Lord, we give praise.
Merry Christmas, to all,
except the sheep, oh so small.
Worst. Christmas. Song. Ever.
**Who has baby Jesus? **
Beckdawrek
I’ve got a secret.
Beckdawrek
I guess that answers that question.