** Human bites - how do we stack up?
Nutritional value of human flesh
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**A new dog? A new dog!
Pick a dog, any dog
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**I’ve Had A Crap Day…
A new dog? A new dog!
Pick a dog, any dog **
**Add a line to this movie/greeting card cliche…
HE is gay? Who the hell woulda thunk it… **
Water-cooler water: Fresh from the men’s room
Will dog pee stain a deck?
**How familiar do you have to be with a work to legitimately make fun of it?
“Rudolph” T.V. Special
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Thread was started in 2000 and has been rescurrected every year for ten years? We are very familiar with it and have made every joke possible about it.
**Could I teach myself to fly a helicopter in an emergency?
Is it rude to expect your guests to pray with you?
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Nope, in that case it would be expected.
Territorial Adults!
I am failing at work
That’s OK, just stay the hell out of my cubicle.
Ask the guy in the 99.9th %ile for height
Famous Names of Airplanes
Wow, he really IS tall.
**How white are you?
How Many Slaves Work For You? **
I know. I’m bad.
** Pick a dog, any dog
Consumer Watchdog D
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Secret Santa 2011
The most interesting man in the world
“I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I beat the reindeer.”
**The Celebrity Death Pool 2012
Bakers Dozen **
Since Baker now runs the Death Pool, this is really a cool sequential thread.
** I can’t believe I’d never heard of…
The neverending homophobia of the Salvation Army
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Romance 101, I need to learn…
Where do you put your dirty dry cleaning?
Laundry is eternally sparkling fresh in Romance 101.
Is it rude to expect your guests to pray with you?
They don’t pay me enough to…
**So, I’m building a personal religious library…
Should I try Apple? **
No. Apple is forbidden.
**Tell Me a Joke
God is funny **
So Let God Tell Me a Joke
**Longest you’ve gone without food/calories
How would you handle this eating issue? **
Have a sammich.
** What pointless thing would you do with $50 billion?
Tipping for Take Out **
Celebrity hotties that aren’t particularly hot
Agatha Christie