Ask the guy in the 99.9th %ile for height
I should get a giraffe…
Yeah, definitely go for it.
Poll: What are your plans for Black Friday?
Burial when living spouse re-marries
Well, that’s not going to help the economy.
Whose voice mannerisms can’t you stand?
The Muppets!
Vhet zee heck? I cun’t beleeefe-a thet.
Bork Bork Bork!
MPSIMS:
I Got The Zombie Flu :eek: (feel better)
ER’s Get Busy in Holiday and Code Blue
Drug names that sound like comic book characters
Rock-N-Roll Pumkhin
**For you personally, what is the greatest work of art (visual art)?
Looking for a dachshund poster **
**How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?
The Aldi/Trader Joe’s connection **
They ship them in bulk.
** What science fiction series have FTL travel but no intelligent alien life?
The Muppets!
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Not being a Muppets fan, I’d certainly agree there’s no intelligent alien life there!
Don’t forget Muppets from Space (OK, depending on your definition of “intelligent”).
** 47 Year-Old Man Looking At Kiddie Porn On A Flight: A “Cry For Help?”
Will someone more well-versed in assorted sexual practices help me out with this puzzler? **
Well? I’m waiting…
I want to buy moonshine…
How does “I want to see my lawyer” work?
I imagine his first advice will be “Stop posting that stuff on the Internet!”
**A new dog? A new dog!
I should get a giraffe…
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"Scientists say dolphins should be treated as ‘non-human persons’"
Can the Western form of government really be called representative democracy?
“I now yield to the Senator from the Marianas Trench.” (appreciative dolphin noises)
**Drunk Driving
Did she pass peacefully?
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She did. But the screaming people in the oncoming car, not so much.
** Didn’t your mother teach you not to say “fucking” in a restaurant?
I Guess this Rich Fuckin’ Banker [Dominique Strauss-Kahn] is Too Cheap to Hire a Hooker
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Keep your voice down! People are trying to eat!
**Subvert a Saying
It’s a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread **
It’s rare for sequential thread threads to make the sequential thread thread so perfectly.
Stuff almost everyone enjoys that you don’t care for/about
Your best friend just confessed to you that he/she boinked your SO before you met. Do you care?
My best friend? Nah. But if she’s “stuff almost everyone enjoys”, that’s a bit much.
**Cryptic compiler error
Old Norse Translation?
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For 20 Bork! Bork!Bork!
Tell me about your parasitic, self-centered family member and I’ll tell you about mine
Pick a dog, any dog
Always bringing you their ball, demanding treats - yeah, that pretty much describes it.
From the folks who brought us Bacon Salt . . .
Fish sauce
Man, those guys are losing their touch.