Falsifiability
Is there a Cecil Adams?
You can’t prove there is no Cecil Adams!
**Deck the hars with bars of horry fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Don we now our bright apparel? **
Troll, the ancient You Tube Carol
Do they still throw “mortgage-burning” parties?
Home heating advice needed
Jobs that are easy to get?
Plastic Surgery
Yeah, nose jobs are pretty easy. And I imagine boob jobs are easy for the ladies too.
** What myth were they busting when they shot the house?
Penetrating Armor: speed vs mass **
**What have you dropped recently?
Thread
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Me, too. It’s all over the place.
** Don we now our bright apparel?
Harry Morgan dead at 96 **
Well, if that was what he requested…
What makes this even better is, if you sing it, “Harry Morgan dead at 96” fits right in for “Fa la la la la la la la la.”
We were promised jet-packs!
What in the world possessed Obama to do this?
Same reason politicians make any other campaign promise–to get votes.
Senator Barack Obama, 2008: “And furthermore, if I am elected, I promise that not only will every American have access to health care, but every American will have his or her very own JET PACK!” (cheers, wild applause from crowd)
** I want to make boozy ice cream!
Can I Substitute Walnuts For Pecans In Pecan Pie
Favorite Christmas candies and desserts? **
Boozy ice creamo n walnut pie sounds good.
**Christmas Bonuses
We were promised jet-packs! **
It’s official. You work at the best office ever!
** To My Fellow Dopers: A Humble Yet Simple Request…
We were promised jet-packs! **
or at least coffee cups!
**Shooting at Virginia Tech [December 8, 2011]
Hunters, how did it go this year? [alt title: Collecting their mancards]
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Most tasteless sequential threads ever.
**Things you have, but not for their original use.
Time for the Christmas Stegosaurus! **
Harry Morgan dead at 96
I have achieved gravy!
Putin’s United Russia loses ground in parliamentary election
Putin could be heard asking
Why democracy has semi-sacred status?
**Woman escapes from shallow grave.
Father is in the hospital**
Mom got her revenge.
Somebody “unfriended” me on FaceBook last night.
What do you call your sicknesses?
It’s a sickness to unfriend you? I think you’re too addicted to Facebook.
If Newt had said this:
Most universal joke
His secret electoral weapon.
**What is the appropriate fix for the US Postal Service?
Mormons and their [reputed] Lies **
“Alright, first put on this underwear. It’ll make delivering the mail easier, trust me.”
Poll: Republicans: How satisfied are you with the current GOP?
Poll: Have you ever self-injured?
“32% of former and present Republican voters claim they occasionally cut themselves when they think of the current GOP”
He better give the German version, “Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!”. The English version is just too dangerous.