**How do you wrap gifts?
We were promised jet-packs! **
Fire-proof wrapping paper.
**how do people in urban areas get groceries home?
Chew through a chain link fence? **
Sometimes, yeah.
**Advice on portable table saws and sliding compound miter saws
Do you wake up in bits and pieces or all at once? **
A little girl disappears in Detroit…
"But she’s my mother!"
That’s just two kinds of wrong right there.
**Things you love that more people should
Horrible Christmas movies **
Absolutely! …and at the risk of repeating myself, have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, everyone!
Most universal joke
The Big Bang
So what do you do if you’re alone Christmas day?
Just letting it out
**Help me fill my wife’s Christmas stocking!
Have you ever used your sock to masturbate? **
Oh, I left you something, all right…
So what do you do if you’re alone Christmas day?
Do you have an awesome shower? Share!
You could recruit shower companions at the mall. No matter what happens, you’re guaranteed not to be alone on Christmas day.
**What can I replace the Tbsp of flour in this casserole with?
Wine Glasses
**
Yeah, I hear they’re not dangerous if they’re ground fine enough.
What counts as a ‘sin’?
The Big Bang
The stupid thing a lie made up by God hating scientists! I hope it burns in hell! :mad:
Jefferson and Sally Hemings
People in vegetative states
They’re LONG past that.
From GQ:
What happened “before” evolution?
The evolution of "fanny"
A unique theory of abiogenesis, there.
Poll: Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?
How hard is it to hang wallpaper?
For today’s skilled multitasker, no problem.
What are the funniest or most interesting bumper stickers?
Nationalism, stereotypes, and mocking of other cultures
Insomnia cures
How often do you wake up in the night?
**A lot of New Yorkers are taking the stairs today . . .
NY lady crushed in elevator - freak accident **
**Poll: Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?
Poll: Have you ever licked a 9-volt battery? **
Dang, we need more interesting perversions around here.
Real alien spacecraft observed- what would happen?
The Big Bang
Yup, we’d blow it up real good. Bunch of anal-probing bastards!