**Arguments for the non-existence of God.
I’m an evil bastard. Can I get into Heaven? **
You’re hopelessly out of touch if you’ve never heard of…
Singing
I can’t argue with that.
What’s the wackiest thing a student has done in a class?
Liberal with a gun
:eek: No bullets I hope.
WTF moments from otherwise innocuous TV/movies
Hoarders and Hoarding: Buried Alive
So there I am, watching a show about a family living in filth, when out of nowhere they start doing a musical number. I’m like, “WTF?”
Cue the Bee Gees: “Buried Alive, Buried Alive. Ah ah ah ah, Buried Alive!”
**Question about bookies
Kim Jong-il Is Dead
**
Nope, the Death Pool doesn’t start until January 1.
Because I’m lazy I _______________
clean well groomed homeless people
That’s like being a physician and hanging out a shingle reading: “Practice Limited To The Healthy”.
can someone explain to me what this “occupying xxxx” movement is?
Ignorance of the General Public
More things your kids say that break you up.
I have never…
:p:p:D:p:p
That’s pretty good. 
McDonalds: Two Lane Drive-Throughs. WTF?
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
It brings a tear to my eye. Now once they finish with the burger vending machines for the lobby…
Thanks for the earworm.
Its November 1941: You Are In TOTAL Command of Operation Barbarossa-What To Do?
Poll: Do you like movies with gladiators in them?
That’s it! I’ll have Hannibal’s legions besiege Moscow, while Spartacus lays waste to Kiev!!! By Jupiter, Russia will yet be mine.
**MEAN Christmas presents
I can accept most of this, except for the sugar
Secret Santa 2011 **
I Can Haz Balloon?
Ask the Patent Examiner
What to do when you don’t know what to do with your life.
Troll and Trolling. Please explain?
Am I Starting The MMP?
I’m quitting smoking, too.
(Any reason is a good reason to quit smoking, but maybe that’s carrying it a little too far.)
The Invisible Mother
Freya Hoffmeister rounding Tierra del Fuego in a kayak
(At least they think it’s her…)
**Because I’m Lazy I…
Clean Well-Groomed Homeless People**
Pssst…post 267
** Did they really sacrifice virgins to volcanos?
Excruciatingly Hot, Burning Surge up the Back of the Neck/Head
**
But it only lasts a second.
**What is the NEXT BIG THING?!
Christmas dinner **
Indeed.
More things your kids say that break you up.
"I am a Morman"
** Teen to Santa: “Gimme what I want or you’re dead meat!”
I love my new car. (2012 Elantra.)**
If you’re going to extort St. Nick, why not at least go for a Mercedes?