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**Late Dictator’s Body Lies in State
‘No Words for That Kind of Tragedy’
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Yeah, I loved Dear Leader, too.
**A man I grew up with was falsely convicted of capital murder. Is there anything you can do to help? **
Flying reindear?
Santa brings Christmas joy by busting innocent people out of jail!
** WTF moments from otherwise innocuous TV/movies
“Rudolph” T.V. Special **
More WTF moments in that one than you’d believe
**Not-the-greatest movies you watch over and over
Christmas Zombie Movie Marathon **
My Problems With Relativity
Should I care if Play-Doh freezes?
No, but if the Slinky walks back up the stairs, I’m outta here.
Which deity do you believe in?
Ask the guy who has been awake for nearly 30 hours
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
** What are your food and eating oddities?
All I want to cook is SOUP. Is there a support group (with recipes)?
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** Fuck people who call people “mouth-breathers”
This cycle’s crop of Republican candidates**
**New Thai Airline Recruiting Transsexual Stewardesses
I’m going to be the crazy bird lady.
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**What’s your Christmas Charity?
MEAN Christmas presents **
They specialize in gift certificates for stationary stores.
Help me study for the Private Pilot oral exam
I’m going to be the crazy bird lady.
“Alright, what do you do when both engines flame out at 5,000 feet?”
“Flap my wings EXTRA HARD! BRAWWWWK!!!”
Wharever Happened to the Killer Bees?
Muammar Gaddafi’s female bodyguards
Yup, even killer bees can’t fuck with those dames.
Broken right out of the box. Christmas presents that never worked.
Okay, so what are the gifts you are giving this year
Borders’ gift certificates. Hee hee!
**Help me think of non-obvious camping-related gifts
Could you live as a homeless person for one year? **
The right gear should help.
**N.T.S.B. recomendation
“Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!”
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Poll: Death is not an option: AMPUTATION!
Poll: Death is not an option: Sex: The followup
Poll: Death is not an option: Imprisonment
The reality show possibilities are mind-boggling.
**What words do you never use?
“I am a Morman” **
**What words do you never use?
“Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!” **
First gay “first kiss” in US Navy happens; world doesn’t end
More quakes in Christchurch
Uh-oh.
God’s aim seems to be a trifle off, though.
Are you a spoiler whore?
“The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” – anyone seeing it?
Cause if you are, get ready for the big twist where…