What’s your supervillainy rampage?
Minnesota gays and lesbians are very sorry…
Yeah, sure, gay supervillains always say they’re sorry once they get caught! They never seem to be sorry when they’re building that Orbital Rainbow Death Ray though. Or for that matter when they kidnap fundy preachers and turn them into mutated monstrosities, but I’ll give them a pass on that.
** Subvert a Movie Title
How the Grinrich stole Christmas **
Grinrich is subversive.
**How did Wikipedia start?
How does Wikipedia work? **
How will Wikipedia die?
**First gay “first kiss” in US Navy happens; world doesn’t end
Minnesota gays and lesbians are very sorry… **
Ah, the well known homosexual apocalyptic cult of Minnesota.
Coal is dead. Long live … what?
The flat earth society
“Perhaps somehow we can harness the power of The Edge of the World in order to generate safe, clean energy for all time!”
"Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!"
Okay, so what are the gifts you are giving this year
About to be thrown in the quarry. Come on, let’s go!
Coal is dead. Long live … what?
Americans: the most generous people in the world.
Not only do we burn cleaner than coal, we’re also happy to give our lives as an energy supply.
Why do spacecraft have to go through re-entry?
Yellow spots on chicken liver (need answer soon)
No, no, it’s a trick! First the aliens colonize chicken liver, then potato salad and pretty soon the entire buffet is at their mercy! Go back!!!
I made my fiancee cry on Christmas eve. And I enjoyed it.
Black Christmas
Yule be sorry.
Movie Plot Question: Your Chance to Be a Hero
Cast Iron Frying Pan
For what role?
** What are these very tiny bugs?
What do you think of these names?**
“King” and “Bruno” are kind of silly.
**Yet another universe expansion queston
“Rats the size of cats” **
Um, no, that’s not how it works.
How do Muslim chefs survive Ramadan?
What is it with the internet and bacon?
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How to answer “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Nice=Fake
Yeah, tell 'em to go fuck themselves. They’ll appreciate your honesty.
**What counts as ‘hate speech’?
Cecil Adams isn’t real!!! **
Yeah, that counts! Now go wash your mouth with soap.
Who would you choose as benevolent dictator or philosopher king today?
Kim Jong-il Is Dead
Yeah, well, he wasn’t my first choice anyway.
How do I keep my small pasta shells from nesting?
Mission Impossible
Wait till sequel #23 (“Cuisine Saboteurs”), when Tom Cruise and the rest of the MI team attempt to keep souffles from collapsing and fried eggs from sticking to the pan.
**Richard Nixon’s secret gay lover!!!
Allan Sherman Reference **
So which one was “Muddah” and which was “Faddah?”
Orientation of raw egg to crack most efficiently
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Goddammit, stop screwing around and make my omelet already!
**What are some reasons your past relationships failed?
Witty Responses To Mother-in-Law **
Yeah, that can backfire on you.