Waking up in a hospital to the zombie apocalypse – why?
Gumbo!
Yeah, Gumbo will do that to ya.
In your humble opinion, how do you tell the difference between men and women?
Are you really fat?
SLAP!
“Yup, girl.”
**Richard Nixon’s secret gay lover!!!
Hello Kevin Bacon! **
:eek:
**So where did I put that $4,000?
Amazingly stupid things overheard **
** Little shits on a train
James Ramseur, one of Bernard Goetz’s shooting victims, is dead**
Hello Kevin Bacon!
Crispy Meat, Other than Bacon
That’s all he is to you, a piece of meat?
**What are some reasons your past relationships failed?
Removing a Toilet **
Oddly, none of them wanted to use the litter box.
Or, even more oddly, some of them did.
Are there evil people?
Ask the guy who has been awake for nearly 30 hours
They’re everywhere! There’s one over there. And over there. And…hey wait a minute…YOU’RE evil, aren’t you?
AAAAHHHHHHHH :eek:
Honest = Mean
Poll: Are you really fat?
Born & Raised & Living in the USA: If you DESPISED the USA, How would you destroy it?
armegeddon
Gotta think big if you want to take down the USA.
What are some things you just can’t live w/o?
House Hunting Duds
I wouldn’t dream of going without my top hat and tails, in case I feel like breaking into “Puttin’ On The Ritz” for the Century 21 agent.
One of my cats is broken (funny, not sad)
Father’s eulogy
Sad, not funny.
32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle
I’ve got 99 cookies
And as the old saying goes, a cookie is worth 325.818 jigsaw puzzle pieces.
I just did the most disgusting thing
Death by Farts
:dubious: :eek: Yes, that’s definitely disgusting.
**
Real alien spacecraft observed- what would happen?
armegeddon**
They’ll nuke us from orbit. We should never have told them it’s the only way to be sure.
**I have a confession y’all …
I just did the most disgusting thing
Cabela’s, do you care about your customers at all? (BAD experience with meat grinder.) **
:eek:
I Suspect My Hose is Haunted-Do I Need To Dislose to Realtor?
My car died
Coincidence - or is your car haunting your house?
Did my microwave oven kill my guppies?
Best (preferably non-stick) frying pan?
That’s the spirit! If life hands you lemons, etc.
**Preferential Orgasmic Technique
What kind of support can I give my cousin whose wife is in hospital **
That is just so wrong.
Nah, read the first one closer, his hose is haunted, probably his fuel distributor hose.