To My Fellow Dopers: A Humble Yet Simple Request…
A Gun For Christmas
At what point does helping a friend to “hide the body” become illegal?
Say I have a Brilliant Web Business Idea–How Do I Proceed??
Yes, at HideTheBody. com we help you hide dead bodies safely and legally.
**Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should…
Ask the domestic violence safe house worker. **
“Like, how about when I get home from a hard day’s work and dinner is not on the table!”
Why, yes, I am going to Hell.
Taco Bell Menu Changes…what???
Is Porridge a Desirable Thing to Eat?
Not if it comes in a taco!
**I have a confession y’all …
Apparently, I’ve screwed the pooch **
My take on God, if anybody cares.
It is not necessary to reject a Creator in order to accept evolution
Uhm yeah, sorry but that’s not even close to an original though. So I don’t care.
A challenge to my fellow Dopers: the most boring New Year’s Eve.
Anthony Weiner wanted a three-way with a woman and a man
Apparently, I’ve screwed the pooch
So, how boring am I? How boring are you?
I think you people are confusing “boring” with “revolting”.
Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should…
Gee, ya think?
GAAAHHH!!! I HATE THE STUPID PHRASE! IT J Ust… I’m sorry, please, go on.
Amazingly stupid things overheard
Happy Birthday, Quasi
Moron, that was three months ago.
**Hello Kevin Bacon!
Kosher bacon is great!
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**What’s the last song you heard and hated instantly?
Who else is having black-eyed peas on New Year’s Day?
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Not me. I instantly hate them.
Pregnant nomad scavenges road kill
You want fries and a larger towel with that?
What’s the most effective defense in a war crimes trial?
"Rats the size of cats"
Who needs a defense lawyer? Sic 'em, Butch!
Six in a row, but really two pairs:
**How would you SAVE America?
Bill Maher stirs controversy with Tim Tebow tweet
Majority atheist world: How far away are we?
What will Obamas second term be like?
When Is a Godwin Appropriate
My take on God, if anybody cares.**
Going for a colonoscopy - what’s it like?
Let’s Talk Tipping
It’s customary to give the doc and nurses 15%, but if you really liked the bowel prep, 20% is not out of line.
**What do I need to know to be ready to take Calculus?
So Confused…
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**So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?
Pedobear heads to a bowl game **
Have you ever eaten anything larger than your head[read qualifiers)
I bought a Shun knife
That’s a start.
**Apparently, I’m more attractive in some cities
So what’s it like where you live? **
**Migraine people, talk to me
What, exactly, makes your SO special? **
She keeps the room dark and the neighbors quiet.
** Sitting in a college cafeteria and…
Will this persecution never end?**
Whoa, I’m just busing empty trays here. if you want to keep yours, feel free.
**Omar Little arrested in Baltimore
Wait, that’s real? **