**Sitting in a college cafeteria and…
Poppin’ a zit like a boss! **
That’s gross, stop it.
**You know who else stopped religious fundamentalists attacking women?
Little shits on a train **
You could be nicer to them given the circumstances.
Signs that you are nuts
I’ll have a Santorum Salad, extra froth please
Well, either nuts or possessing really poor taste.
**Should the TSA have to be “consistent”?
Did I say Iraq? I meant Iran! **
Make up your mind.
**What, exactly, makes your SO special?
Vampires, crosses, and hate speech **
Interesting partner choice, there, dude.
Most salacious biography/autobiography?
Poo Trap!
Tigger’s tell-all autobiography with less than kind words for Winnie.
**Preferential Orgasmic Technique
Any vacuum pump experts? I’m looking for advice.
**
Are Doctors Required to record the exact minute a baby is born?
Origin of the phrase “the shit has hit the fan”
“12:24 a.m. Baby Bundy is born. The shit has hit the fan.”
Car behaving strangely, suddenly, …
Would you get rid of your car to make your workplace peaceful?
No way! If the engine revs unexpectedly during meetings, that’s none of your business.
**Non-Americans: If I say “The Civil War”, what do you think of?
Typical SDMB Threads **
Oh, come on, it’s not that bad here. Well, maybe some of the threads in the Pit…
**Vampires, crosses, and hate speech
Signs that you are nuts **
**Kosher bacon is great!
Hello, Kevin Bacon!**
USA: What do you think the GOP/right-wing platform really is?
armegeddon
**HOLY CRAP! There was just a bald eagle on our back fence!
Well, that’ll teach you to lie to the police **
Big Brother *is *everywhere.
**Funny stuff that just popped into your head
“Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff in there!” **
How will Hitler be viewed 500 years from now?
Greatest U.S. Peacetime President?
You think education is shoddy now…
Is Tim Tebow a US Citizen?
Schrodinger’s Cat
He’s both a citizen and a non citizen until you open the box.
** Migraine people, talk to me
Greatest U.S. Peacetime President? **
Teddy Roosevelt. He spoke softly and didn’t whack things with the big stick.
**Bulimia question
Is a Reuben sandwich kosher? **
I don’t think it’s kosher to eat non-kosher food, even if you plan to barf it up.
**Tiny things that annoy & irritate to a far greater degree than they should…
Your inappropriate thoughts/responses here
Sitting in a college cafeteria and…
Poppin’ a zit like a boss! **
Please! I’m eating Reuben sandwich here.
Going for a colonoscopy - what’s it like?
Any vacuum pump experts? I’m looking for advice.
Yow! Find another doctor, is *my *advice.
“It’s our new colonoscopy method! Instead of poking an endoscope inside you to look around, we just suck everything inside out so we can examine it in the open! Mister Smith? Where are you going Mister Smith?”
Poppin’ a zit like a boss!
How Commonplace Is Bathroom Reading?
Personally, I prefer “Poopin’ Up A Storm!”, “Pee Me A River!” or maybe just a good Tom Clancy novel.