Kosher Sex Toys?!
So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?
That, again, is just wrong.
What killed my phone?
My computer doesn’t like my iPod
Sometimes, when new appliances are brought into a one-appliance household, things can get nasty…
A little assistance with a teething infant … PLEASE!!!
Get off his nuts already!
Yeah, that might be a good start.
**Cheesy Porno Soundtracks.
Wait, that’s a cover song?? **
Poll: Do you pick your nose?
Any Dopers use the FlipFold?
I hear most are opting for the vacuum pump.
**Santorum’s wife had an abortion?!?
Santorum doesn’t think people should use birth control, even married couples! **
Well, if you outlaw birth control, having abortions should be legal.
*Do you pick your nose?
What do you put on bagels?
**
I thought *that cream cheese tasted funny!
Cursing without cussing?
Snowboarder Bo is going to the quarry
“To the quarry with you!” “Quarry’s bells!” Sorry, that’s kinda lame.
Scaling a mountainside without ropes, climbing tools (Incredible 60 Minutes feature)
Wait, that’s not real?
Stupid CGI! Fooled again! :mad:
Restaurants in Chapel Hill, NC
How often do you get sick?
Hardly ever, since I stopped going to the Norovirus Grill.
My 24 yo daughter is dating a 56 yo man
Get off his nuts already!
**What do you put on bagels?
Donuts **
I wasn’t fat enough already, so I invented the bagel-donut double whammy.
I laughed pretty good over this one. 
You’re the last human on Earth. Now what?
Will this persecution never end?
That’s not fair. That’s not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed…! That’s not fair!
Acceptance of Homosexuality leads to the Collapse of Civilization?
Santorum and the Slippery Slope
** “Eat It All Now!” Packaging
Santorum’s wife had an abortion?!?**
It’s better than eating all the santorum.
Asexual? Or just projecting?
Santorum and the Slippery Slope
After Rick gets in, no more sex for you.
Jesus Could Not Rise If He Was Dead
Asexual? Or just projecting?
Well, that depends on whether or not rigor mortis affects certain body parts…
Sports for people suck at sports
Do you pick your nose?
Oh, dear, I can’t see that ever really becoming an Olympic event . . .
What’s the last song you heard and liked instantly?
Cheesy Porno Soundtracks.
More specific please.