**Sitting in a college cafeteria and…
January’s big fat weight loss thread **
For my New Year’s resolution I am spending less time in cafeterias.
(in new posts)
**A broken digital clock is… **
by Digital is the new Analog
A broken digital clock is anolog.
"Finding Bigfoot"
Wait, that’s real?
Separated by two, but I couldn’t resist:
** So what’s happening now that gays can serve openly in the US military?
If an Nimitz class aircraft carrier was found in a cornfield in Kansas…
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**What Will “Post-Imperial” America Be Like?
Differing Libidos **
**I think I’m weird because I think ___ is hot.
“Finding Bigfoot” **
You know what they say about big feet…
**You’re the last human on Earth. Now what?
Is it just me…
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Yup.
My eating habits re sweets
Too much protein?!
Easily solved, just switch from Almond Joy to Lifesavers.
Taking the Fifth - in real life.
Wildebeests in China
“I didn’t eat that plant, nobody saw me, and you can’t prove a thing.”
Now these two truly are sequential.
Don’t you have a girlfriend?
Recommend a table saw
Breaking up is hard to do.
My meeting with Claude Debussy
What was the first word?
<<Bonjour!>>
How long have YOU been ignored on the web?
They have to notice a skeleton with a sling, a cigar, and a tinfoil fedora, right? Right?
Notice? Probably. Accept your friend request? I’d have to think about it.
**Tell me about living in Cleveland.
money marriage and jobs !! **
Whoohoo! I’m going!
**Do you pick your nose?
“Eat it all now!” packaging
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**HOLY CRAP! There was just a bald eagle on our back fence!
The Feeling of Being Exactly Where You Are Supposed to Be **
There is a fence in here. I’m sitting. Life is good.
**How long have YOU been ignored on the web?
Scalar weapons now a reality **
The Fools! They thought they could ignore me! Now I shall show them all!
**Elections Don’t Exist
I’m sorry…?
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My reaction exactly.
**Darth Vader Burgers have black buns
When You Realize You’re a Hopeless Geek
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** So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?
Parents inadvertently scare you for life?
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Fun/Original/Entertaining Bachelor Party ideas?
They have to notice a skeleton with a sling, a cigar, and a tinfoil fedora, right? Right?
“Hey, what’s up with the skeleton? Where’s the stripper??”