It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

CNN’s idea of professional journalism
So it’s fucking war then

Odd, I don’t remember Wolf Blitzer sounding that pissed off when we went into Afghanistan.

Fun/Original/Entertaining Bachelor Party ideas?
Las Vegas Dopefest!

Well, it is original, and kind of sounds fun, but I don’t know…

ebay bidding for luxury items
If an Nimitz class aircraft carrier was found in a cornfield in Kansas…

Shipping’s gonna be a bitch.

I am creeped out by parents thinking babies and toddlers are gay
Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire…

**Parents inadvertently scare you for life?
So, who wants to help me surprise my kid? **

Poll: How old is too old for your kid to see you naked?
How often do you use a bath towel?

Look six up, to post #419

That one’s the other way around.

For what, exactly, was Galileo threatened with torture?
Refusing an Airport Screening

See? Not much has changed since the Renaissance.

Pick the Republican Veep
I think Ron Paul could pull it off

That would be the best position for him actually. Instead of having anything to do with policy decisions he’d be spending all of his time shaking hands, kissing babies, and attending funerals.

Who is assassinating Iranian Nuclear scientists?
Too much protein?!

Yeah…that the ticket…

**Same-sex marriage a threat to humanity? I KNEW IT!
Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire… **

…and so the inquisition begins.

Boners!
So, who wants to help me surprise my kid?

This can’t end well.

10 predictions from 1900 which came true…
Not all Christians are assholes

:dubious:

:slight_smile:

**Simple Pitting of my Dear Husband
Pit Bull Attacks Go On? **

You know, maybe you should just consider a divorce.

sources for “Which is taller, Mt. Everest or K2?”?
Cecil and LSD

Well, that explains why he gave the answer using “giant space weasels” as a unit of measure.

Allen Gregory cancelled.
Things that make you wonder what planet writers live on?

The fact that that show existed ever would be one answer.

Faith is not an admirable thing
Premiss: “Atheism” is for people who can’t handle “Religion”.
Why did Judas commit suicide?

It was the only way he could get some peace and quiet.

** The sun will go out tomorrow!
It fizzed! It bubbled! It foamed! **

ETA: Now it’s

** Viva Las Vegas
Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire…
Same-sex marriage a threat to humanity? I KNEW IT!
Boners! **

**What’s It Like To Have A “Real” Nanny?
Boners! **

If by “Real” you mean “Really Hot.”