Who killed Jesus?
The Fish House - Fried Shrimp
He shoulda known shrimp aren’t kosher.
At this moment, MPSIMS is a wondrous place for sequential thread titles. Here’s the best three pair:
**The perks of poverty.
Friends and family dont visit **
You take your silver linings where you can get them.
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Dogs Now Welcome at KC domestic violence shelter after dog saves woman from abuser
URGENT!! Can Anyone Help Get a Dog to Her New Home? **
Don’t leave this woman without her canine protector!
**January’s big fat weight loss thread
Easter candy is out, and it’s not even Valentine’s Day! **
Lotsa luck, y’all…
Is it true that some people just CANNOT lose weight?
Accounts of guilt-wracked men who weren’t drafted in US wars?
Sorry fatty, but no way are you going to be fighting for us. Now now, don’t cry.
**What is cohabitation?
Big Bones
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You mean, big bones while living together.
What are your most extreme, honestly held views?
How Do You Feel About Your Home Security System?
It’s the tool of Satan! The government is spying on me through my smoke detectors! Honest!!
** I have…
99 rejected Cosmo story ideas
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**Why is prostitution illegal?
Can we please, please go back to using the word “men” in its gender-inclusive sense?
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::Sigh::. okay. “Why is it forbidden for Man to prostitute himself?”
** Why on Earth does anyone use vi?
Viva Las Vegas **
Cause “Va Las Vegas” sounds stupid.
**Can/Do police officers abuse their position to get dates with women?
Big Bones
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How was your day my friends?
…I have
Public puking stories
In your nation/culture, how taboo would it be to name your baby Jesus?
Problems I’m really glad I don’t have.
Well, aren’t you the smug one, Mrs. Goldberg.
**Things You Can Do With Buttocks
Rescuer shoots out car window underwater to save trapped children **
Impressive!
** Poetry & Movies Collide
Condoms required if on film
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Practice Safe Slams!
Eating with your hands.
Condoms required if on film
“Debbie Does Finger Foods” would’ve been better without that silly rule.
Shit homophobic people say
How’s the weather in Seattle right now?
** The President sends 90th birthday greetings to Betty White
Things You Can Do With Buttocks
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I Have …
Big Fake Boobs
**How’s the weather in Seattle right now?
lost NO I KILLED MY SUNSHINE !!! **
You did that? The population of Seattle wants a word with you…
**Yay! I’m finally going to the Grand Canyon- what exciting things should I do?
Divorce, foreclosure, credit ratings and other fun stuff **
It’s the new “My life is in a gigantic hole in the ground” themed scenic tour.
Portmanteau you invented
Bedbugs!
Bzzzz. Not even close. Try again.
What is the evidence for the big bang.
Creationism
Uhm…what?