** Canada to move to plastic banknotes
Want A Job? Be A Lego Master Model Builder
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Work with plastic and get paid in plastic banknotes!
**Duets from Hell
Commonly(and frustratingly) misunderstood plot points(spoilers, I guess)
Joyce Dewitt and Suzanne Somers reunite **
That sums up the new “Two’s Company” TV pilot.
**Things You’d Buy If They Actually Existed
Insight into the Canadian mind **
** Want A Job? Be A Lego Master Model Builder
Scarlett Johansson is stolen biological material
A Girl and Her Robot: Heather Knight **
It starts with minifigs. Then you move on to Bionicles. Then full robot endoskeletons using the Technics sets. Then Mindstorrms for control. And then…
**Is 2012 culture much different from 1992 culture?
Madonna is Ageless - S.B. Halftime Show **
Madonna isn’t.
** “Lucky Charms! With Bloody Teeth!”
Super Bowl Commercials 2012 **
Picky eaters! Please come in.
Do we need a lawyer?
Not if you eat your vegetables.
**I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
oh my god [picky eater] **
'** Picky eaters! Please come in.
oh my god [picky eater]
Sunbeam Bread: Top-Shelf Product, or Cheap Off-Brand
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**Where do IRS nightmares come from?
Fat horses?
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But where do IRS nightstuds come from?
First thing that comes to mind hearing “Three men in a tub”
I think Ron Paul could pull it off
So one vote for “gay porn”, then.
Candlejack
Teach Me About Cigarettes
One of the few advantages of smoking; you can say his name all you like and he won’t touch you, you’re too stinky.
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The emotional life of the higher mammals
The Great Divorce**
“I’m…I’m sorry, but, but I’ve found someone else.”
“Woof! <whine>”
**Things You’d Buy If They Actually Existed
Famous People Who NEVER Existed! **
:dubious: Time travel is involved at some point, right?
**One thing you bought today
Buttermilk
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Do You Visit Your Ancestor’s Graves?
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
Well, you could go just to gloat. 
** Update to “If I fits in it, I sits in it.” (Cat Pictures!)
I have 400 cats
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Where do they sit?
My dog stares at the wall (slightly long) UPDATE
I have 400 cats
The poor dog’s mind just snapped.
My dog stares at the wall (slightly long) UPDATE
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
He’s seen you naked today way more than he ever wanted.
Favorite Shaggy Dog Story
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
Pull the other one - it’s got bells on it!
** One thing you bought today
A small, temperamental parrot from Australia
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**Anybody else realize that everybody in their lives have been worthless pieces of &^!%?
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
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Obviously not him.