**Women have a groin.
Feeling resentful
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I wish I had a groin!
** Oh The Places You’ll Go (Burning Man)
I just learned my wife is a pyromaniac.
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**Philosophical Differences Between Spouses
I just learned my wife is a pyromaniac. **
ETA: Yours is better, Cal.
Washington Monthly: “What If Obama Loses?”
Is there much chance Obama won’t be the next US president?
President Roseanne Barr (G-Hawaii)
And out of nowhere Barack, Mitt, and Newt have been defeated by Roseanne and her VP John Goodman.
Call me old-fashioned, but . . .
Why do jurors have to look at child porn?
Words you hate people using
“Bein’s how…” Is it used in your neck of the woods?
Bein’s how we kicked their ass every time they said that…no, not any more.
How easy is it to make fun of your home city?
Looking for Moving Advice
C’mon, it was just a joke! 
Call me old-fashioned, but . . .
Why do jurors have to look at child porn?
Because we’re following due process in this courtroom, mister! Now if you’ll be quiet we can resume the jaywalking trial.
** I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
Teach Me About Cigarettes**
… maybe tomorrow.
So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You?
Something Wicked this Way Comes
Or, in your case, came.
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
Economics in real life
We’ll need more information. Like, how much did it cost each time?
**So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You?
Deceptively easy math word problems for high school kids **
Word problems? :eek:
Planning a trip to Italy. Some questions.
British style chips with vinegar?
Actually, the Italians are quite proud of their food. So my guess is no.
I need help with fake boobs
Travelling to Japan
They’ll need to be stowed under your seat or in the overhead compartment.
So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You?
A small, temperamental parrot from Australia
As his dry-cleaner, I remembered the shoulder stains. And the temper tantrums. He hid the securities fraud completely!
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
The logistical ease of having an affair
I Can’t Do This By Myself Anymore
Teach Me About Cigarettes
There’s a film noir script in here somewhere, I’m certain…
He. Is. An. EX. PARROT.
So a scrotum isn’t good enough for ya’, Cal???;)
Quasi
** Oh The Places You’ll Go (Burning Man)
I just learned my wife is a pyromaniac.
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**So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You?
Do You Visit Your Ancestor’s Graves? **
“Bob came from a long, distinguished line of dead people…”
So You Die Tomorrow, What do People Remember About You?
I’m 41 years old, and I had sex 6 times today!
“Never made it to 42, but he had this big smile on his face…”
**Favorite Shaggy Dog Story
How I Became a Secular Humanist/Atheist
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“The Theocrats!”
I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
Gay men and long (shoulder length +) hair
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