Straight people - does the notion of showering with a gay person bother you?
No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…
Actually, if someone did wear pantyhose in the shower, it would bother me more.
Sweet letter from former slave to former master
Things that seem like frivolities until you actually need them
“No, no, we need the other letter, the one that says ‘Manumission’ at the top.”
There Are Ten Kinds of People…
Meeting in Houston?
It’s a melting pot.
Kind of a pointless question about renting, but here goes…
Landlord Telling USPS You No Longer Live Here
What’s to ask? He shouldn’t have done it.
Foreign Porn
Little things you notice in ‘old’ movies for the first time
Porn on the TV
So, in a porn movie someone is watching port on TV? Kind of meta.
** You have just won $1000 tax-free…
Cite?!?
**
**I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
Flight Attendants?
**
I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
Tire shopping advice
“Ask The Mullah” has great advice on buying steel-belted radials.
** The Christian Republic of Dixie
Good TV?**
In this episode, Bo and Luke Duke take Daisy to a snake-handling Pentacostalist revival.
**How come my farts smell OK and yours don’t?
“I don’t speak…”
**
Ahhh, you believe in the smelt-em-dealt-em philosophy.
I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
Does alcohol help racing thoughts
Why yes, the Iranian ruling elite would chill out nicely after a few dry martinis.
Women have a groin.
Ever been hypnotised?
…did you say something?
**The 50 Most Loathsome Americans (2011)
Mugshots can tell you a lot… **
Come on, surely they can’t look that horrib*-AAHHHHH!!!*
**Dutch finding Germans among them after WWII
“I don’t speak…”
**
Poll: For what crime(s) would you turn in a loved one?
Do or would you keep the remains of a loved one in an urn in your house?
Whoa, aren’t they entitled to trial by jury first?
**Eyeballs melted by atom bomb explosion’s heat
on the raisins in rasin bran **
Whatever you’re about to tell me…stop now.
** Whence the idea that Satan rules Hell?
Scary refrigerator noises**
**Should god have cared more about his fancy temple?
Get building permits for a bathroom remodel? Yea or Nay? **
So does God fill out the permit forms Himself, or does he send an angel to do it?
[Captain Kirk] What does God need with a bathroom? [/Captain Kirk]
“Zuuuulllll…”
**George Lucas is taking his ball and going home
Let’s create the worst TV show possible **
You mean, like some kind of holiday special based on George’s movies?
**The KKK in the 1960s
Scary refrigerator noises **
Yeah, one time I opened the vegetable crisper and they were lynching a cabbage. :eek: