** Words you hate people using
No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…**
I tend to edge away from people muttering this on the subway.
Exoplanet with possible life discovered.
Should elections bar candidates that can’t speak English?
That would just be Earth-centric discrimination against alien candidates. Do you know that Vegans don’t even have larynges, and communicate only through the coordinated release of intestinal gas? Though, actually, come to think of it, that’s not so different from the politicians we already have…
**Would you wear a kilt if you were not Scottish?
No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…
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Actually, a kilt and pantyhose would make it a lot worse. And the Scots aren’t exactly known for their tans.
**Is 2012 culture much different from 1992 culture?
The Simpsons 01/29/2012 (open spoilers)
**
Apparently not.
Cow Carcass as shelter
Ketchup, it’s what’s for breakfast!
Food, shelter…hell, make me a leather coat while you’re at it.
**How do European nations deal with ex-convicts
Who doesn’t like knives? **
Actually I think that’s a bit harsh.
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It’s 11:30AM and my drunk brother just crawled up the stairs.
¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʞıן ʞooן ɥsıןbuǝ sǝop ʇɐɥʍ**
Crawling up the stairs, speaking upside down…he’s drunk again all right.
Can you see any man-made features on this picture of the earth?
Can you diagnose this car problem?
Yeah, but you’ll have to take the tarp off.
And continuing the trend:
**How do European nations deal with ex-convicts
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife **
You could just keep them in jail, you know.
Star Wars: what were the rebels rebelling against?
Porn on the TV
Really? :dubious: Come to think of it, there is something about that Death Star design (may not be SFW)…
Okay, guys: blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Not "turned on"
Soo… shaved heads, then?
World’s Top Ten Most Weirdly Exclusive Clubs
Public puking stories?
“Ever tell you about the time I threw up on the barista who was handing me my latte?” “I started a chain reaction on a Delta flight to Atlanta!” “Wait, I can beat that!”
I hear the initiation ceremony is a doozy.
Obama Sings Al Green
_____, the poor man’s _____
“Vote for Obama, the poor man’s Al Green” has been selected as Crappiest Campaign Slogan of 2012.
Okay, guys: blonde, brunette, or redhead?
Mugshots can tell you a lot…
I’ve always been a fan of double-breading, but…
Porn on the TV
Well, don’t leave us hanging. But what?
Wait, first tell me what double-breading is a euphemism for.
**Nixon and Brezhnev were mammals, you know…
Flowers
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No, I’m pretty sure they’re mammals, my gut feelings to the contrary notwithstanding.
Susan G Komen cuts funding to PP
Oh god I’m having a crisis of wedding dress!
Can’t you just let it out in front?
**What brings a smile to your pointless existence?
It’s a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread**
It’s recursive and its true!
**Pick the Republican Veep
Romney or Gingrich?
**
I’d wager anyone but them.
Freddie Mac Betting Against Struggling Homeowners
lol! First world problems!!!1111
No kids, no honey, what’s next?
No pantyhose or stockings…white legs…
Are you writing the weirdest country song ever?