**Been listening to The Rutles…
Your Favorite Beatles Album Cover?
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What brings a smile to your pointless existence?
Living in foreclosed home
It’s actually probably closer to hysterical laughter.
**What brings a smile to your pointless existence?
Who doesn’t like knives?
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Not sure I like where this is going.
Here’s where it’s going:
Who doesn’t like knives?
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
Men, ever seen a guy harassed about his penis in the toilet/showers?
How Do I Get A Dumb-ass To Stop Calling/Texting Me?
Makes you nostalgic for the days when they would just point and laugh.
What brings a smile to your pointless existence?
Famous people who DIED the exact day you were born
Falwell died on my birthday 2007, that’s close enough for me!
**Dishes you’ve never had, but know you’d like
Would you drink donkey semen for $50,000? **
Teen Thugs take on the wrong 65 year old man.
Who doesn’t like knives?
“Cause I tell you kids, I love knives!” <stabbity>
Canada declares war on Mexico!
Oh god I’m having a crisis of wedding dress!
You’re not marching through our country looking like that.
Words you hate people using
Peanut Butter hiccup cure
In that specific order, or just generally?
Need to break back into the IT industry after 8 years
Which key do you press for “Press Any Key”?
This could be a struggle…
How independent are your kids at bathing?
When was the last time you threw up?
If the answer is “five minutes ago”, they might need a little prodding.
** What is “Sweater weather”?
I need help with fake boobs
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**!!!11!!one!1
Look on the bright side
lol! First world problems!!!1111
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**When was the last time you threw up?
Having sex with fat ugly women, it’s easy but harmful… **
Tough break there, Casanova.
What a horrible thing to do to your mom.
The day you turned 10.
What the hell!? You didn’t have the decency to stop aging at 9? :mad:
**The CanaDoper Café (2012 edition of The great, ongoing Canadian current events and politics thread.)
Boring Thread (Don’t Read)
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** Valentine Exchange 2012 - Will You Be Mine?
Wishing to connect with an old flame, but don’t want to be an asshole about it
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**¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʞıן ʞooן ɥsıןbuǝ sǝop ʇɐɥʍ
Fun with poor pronunciation
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Things that seem like frivolities until you actually need them
Diamonds, Booze, and a Cruise MMP
If you’re Charlie Sheen?
** Famous people born on your exact birthday?
What a horrible thing to do to your mom.**
Sooo…Mom is quite the fangirl, yes?
Diamonds, Booze, and a Cruise MMP
The day you turned 10.
Wait till you hear what I got when I turned 18!
When was the last time you threw up?
U.S. v European politics
One continent of politics is disgusting enough.
Ask the lady who is cloth diapering her kid and quite liking it.
When was the last time you threw up?
**Experiences with doing activities that feel pointless, in the hope eventually they will not seem so
When was the last time you threw up?
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And why’d you stop? Eventually throwing up won’t seem pointless, I promise!