It's a Holly Jolly Sequential Threads Thread

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**Help a Middle Aged Fart Understand Twitter
Family Feud getting nasty.
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No, I’m staying out of this one.

**What is love?
Metalheads, a question about Judas Priest **

I took the city 'bout 1 A.M., loaded, loaded
I’m all geared up to score again, loaded, loaded

The things we love that may soon be ‘innovated’ out of existence…
Spending my birthday with Working Girls

Yeah, once holodecks are common prostitution will become a thing of the past.

**Ladies: Should I call, text, or email for a second date?

Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months

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—or–

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Ask the guy who lost 200 pounds in 9 months

What kind of barbecue should I get?

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Look, I thought we were clear on this: Don’t mention the war!

**From the producers of “Snakes On A Train” comes…
Confused Crocus
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This is a Thread Title/Last User Name combo:

Really stupid things that annoy you in commercials
spooje

**Sitting on our balcony in Hawaii, listening to a piper play traditional Hawaiian pipe tunes…
The really bad headaches are returning **

Deceptive display of solar system.
What all is contained inside a scrotum?

Bible Stories That Can’t Be True
Non-lethal laser weapons

“Then David beamed his laser pointer into the heavens. It doth blindeth The Lord, and then lo! The Lord swoopeth down and smacked David a good one.”

  • Tech. 4:16

What would happen if we gave Iran nuclear weapons?
Will the United Kingdom break up?

I suppose, if Iran was somehow able to nuke them…

Things to do in Montreal
Meeting in Houston?

I’m guessing that geography isn’t your strong suit.

**My Father The Serial Killer- Steven Mark GRIGGS
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife **

“Uh Dad? You can stop stabbing the turkey now.”
**George Soros predicts depression, police state, class war in
Abolition of the British Monarchy **

I never really pictured the monarchy as being that important actually.

Men, ever seen a guy harassed about his penis in the toilet/showers?
Need answer fast! What are good “weaknesses” to tell your boss you have?

That’s a good one! Unless you shower together as a team-building exercise.

Ram Rod
**The How I Feel About Being Circumcised Thread that doesn’t activate trust issues **

Sure doesn’t sound rubbery to me :D.

**This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
Poor little guy. **

Which end of the kazoo do you blow on?
Best debate subject of all time

Totally. One of the great questions.

A good vacuum for someone with pets
Have you ever witnessed an “action movie moment” in real life?

You’re going to need a bigger vacuum bag.

One of my dogs was hit by a car last night
Poor little guy.

**Dear Ex-wife: Pls, thank your imaginary god for giving my son nightmares!
YogSosoth **

Were they non-Euclidean nightmares?
One of my dogs was hit by a car last night
Thank you : D

I take it he was a really bad dog.

**Best debate subject of all time
What do you think of young women carrying parasols? **

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